A cat died and went to Heaven, as cats do in all stories like this. God met the cat at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking”. The cat thought for a minute and then […]
The Best Funny mice
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Three mice were sitting in a bar, drinking and bragging about how tough they were. The first mouse downed a shot of tequila and said, “I play with mousetraps for fun. I’ll run into one on purpose, and as it’s closin’ on me I grab the bar and bench press […]