A man from Illinois left the snow covered streets of Chicago for a vacation in South Florida. His wife was away on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. His flight to South Florida was on time and the weather was calm, so three […]
The Best Funny Miami Jokes
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Baggy shorts or Speedos? What’s your preference when going to the beach? Baggy shorts might be more comfortable, but those European men in their Speedos sure know how to pull the girls. An Irishman was vacationing in Miami, Florida and could not understand why his friend Jean Paul from France […]
One fine January afternoon in South Florida, a little flea oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, spread out his blanket, and was just getting ready to soak up the Miami sun, when who should stumble by on the beach but an old flea friend of […]
The head of Carnival cruise lines apparently used to tell the story of an unhappy cruise ship passenger, who was throwing a tantrum at the pursers desk, just moments after boarding and while the ship was still docked in the port of Miami. The manager tells of how he tried […]
A recent newspaper reader survey of 50,000 people in the USA revealed some surprising results. Have you ever wondered what type of people read the newspapers and which newspapers they read? This survey provided some enlightening insights, but what was most surprising, however, is that experts have found the following […]
A man was reading the wanted classified ads in the newspaper and saw one about a Ferrari that was for sale. It had only 3,000 miles on the clock. “Like new” the ad boasted. “Mint condition. $75.00”. He laughed to himself and he said, “There goes the newspaper, making another […]
“Show and Tell” is one of those days in the school calendar that is often highly memorable. Marjorie, who is a teacher at a grammar school in Miami, remembers this Oscar worthy “Show and Tell” presentation from one of her students… I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I […]