The Best Funny Mexico Jokes

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Despite it being a country that lots of wonderful people, Mexico and Mexicans are the topic of a lot of jokes.

Whether it’s the fact that they are thought of as lesser people in the USA because they speak Spanish, or whether it’s because they are stereotypically depicted as riding a burro (donkey) and wearing a sombrero, who knows.

Here’s to Mexico and some funny Mexican jokes. No offense taken I hope. Been to Mexico a few times and met some lovely people.

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Why The Jews Have Ten Commandments

Have you ever wondered why the Jews have Ten Commandments? Well, it’s a long story and a very old one too, but a few thousand years ago, God came up […]

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Four Mexicans In A Rowing Boat

A US Navy destroyer stopped four Mexicans in a rowing boat who were rowing north towards California. The Captain got on the loud-hailer and shouted out to them, “Ahoy, small […]

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The Texas Rancher And The White Horse

A Texas rancher was driving through Mexico and stopped at the edge of the road to admire the scenery. He had been on the road for a few hours, he […]

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Three Women Went Down To Mexico

Three women went down to Mexico one night to celebrate their college graduation. They all got drunk and woke up in jail, only to find to their horror that they […]

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Hillbilly Couple

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The Mexican Maid

A wealthy couple in Arizona employed a Mexican maid, who they barely paid the minimum wage. One day she asked them for a pay increase. The wife was very annoyed […]

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Full Moon On Christmas Eve

There was a full moon on Christmas Eve and it was shining bright over the ocean. Juan and his wife Maria Elena were spending Christmas at their villa in Cancun […]

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Time For Lunch

It was time for lunch on the construction site and three workmen sat down on the roof of a building to eat their lunch. One man was Italian, the second […]

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A Weeks Liberty In Mississippi

A U.S. Navy ship pulled into port in Mississippi for a week’s liberty. The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from […]

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Starfish

A man was walking down a deserted Mexican beach at sunset, and as he walked along, he began to see another man in the distance. As he grew nearer, he […]

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Polish Sausage

A customer in the store asked a sales assistant, “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk asked him, “Are you Polish?” The man, who was clearly […]

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Just Another Day In A Texas Home

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