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The Best Funny Mexico Jokes

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Despite it being a country that lots of wonderful people, Mexico and Mexicans are the topic of a lot of jokes.

Whether it’s the fact that they are thought of as lesser people in the USA because they speak Spanish, or whether it’s because they are stereotypically depicted as riding a burro (donkey) and wearing a sombrero, who knows.

Here’s to Mexico and some funny Mexican jokes. No offense taken I hope. Been to Mexico a few times and met some lovely people.

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Hillbilly Couple

A hillbilly couple from the Ozarks, both typical blonde rednecks with hardly a set of teeth between them and a cabin full of kids, decided to go to the doctor to see about getting the husband “fixed”. The doctor was about to start the required procedure,but stopped to ask them […]

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Work Jokes

The Mexican Maid

A wealthy couple in Arizona employed a Mexican maid, who they barely paid the minimum wage. One day she asked them for a pay increase. The wife was very annoyed about this and decided to talk to the maid about this pay increase that she was demanding. She spoke to […]

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Christmas Jokes

Full Moon On Christmas Eve

There was a full moon on Christmas Eve and it was shining bright over the ocean. Juan called out to his wife from the balcony of their villa in Cancun on the Mexican Riviera and said, “Hey, Mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu”. “Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon, […]

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Work Jokes

Time For Lunch

It was time for lunch on the construction site and three workmen sat down on the roof of a building to eat their lunch. One man was Italian, the second was Mexican and the third was Polish. The Italian man opened his lunch box and said, “Spaghetti again! I have […]

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Military Jokes

A Weeks Liberty In Mississippi

A U.S. Navy ship pulled into port in Mississippi for a week’s liberty. The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from the wife of a wealthy plantation owner: “Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda’s, coming of age party. I […]

Life Jokes

Starfish

A man was walking down a deserted Mexican beach at sunset, and as he walked along, he began to see another man in the distance. As he grew nearer, he noticed that the other man was a local native, who kept leaning down, picking something up and throwing it out […]

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Foreigner Jokes

Polish Sausage

A customer asked, “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?” The man, who is clearly offended by this question, asks the clerk, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something”. The man then proceeds with a number of questions: If I […]

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Marriage Jokes

Just Another Day In A Texas Home

Doesn’t it make you jealous when you read about how wonderful life is when you have plenty of money. This is just another day in a Texas home… Maria, the Mexican housekeeper in a Texas home asked the lady of the house for a pay increase. The wife was very […]

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Law Enforcement Jokes

Mexican Border

A US border patrol agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the fence on the Mexican border. The agent pulls the man out of the bushes, and says to him “I’m sorry, but you know the law, you have got to go back across the border right […]

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Blonde Jokes

A Blonde Guy Joke

This might just be first blonde guy joke. For me it was well worth the wait, I hope it is for you too… An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the […]