Mexico Jokes The Laughline Has The Best Funny Mexico Jokes

A US Navy destroyer stopped four Mexicans in a rowing boat who were rowing north towards California. The Captain got on the loud-hailer and shouted out to them, “Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?” One of the Mexicans put down his oar, stood up and shouted back, “We are […]

Military Jokes

Four Mexicans In A Rowing Boat

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A Texas rancher was driving through Mexico and stopped at the edge of the road to admire the scenery. He had been on the road for a few hours, he was getting stiff and tired and some parts of Mexico are undeniably beautiful. While he was standing there admiring the […]

Animal Jokes

The Texas Rancher And The White Horse

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Three women went down to Mexico one night to celebrate their college graduation. They all got drunk and woke up in jail, only to find to their horror that they were to be executed in the morning. The veally frustrating thing was though that none of them could remember what […]

Women Jokes

Three Women Went Down To Mexico

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A hillbilly couple from the Ozarks, both typical blonde rednecks with hardly a set of teeth between them and a cabin full of kids, decided to go to the doctor to see about getting the husband “fixed”. The doctor was about to start the required procedure,but stopped to ask them […]

Redneck Jokes

Hillbilly Couple

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A wealthy couple in Arizona employed a Mexican maid, who they barely paid the minimum wage. One day she asked them for a pay increase. The wife was very annoyed about this and decided to talk to the maid about this pay increase that she was demanding. She spoke to […]

Work Jokes

The Mexican Maid

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There was a full moon on Christmas Eve and it was shining bright over the ocean. Juan and his wife Maria Elena were spending Christmas at their villa in Cancun on the Mexican Miviera and Juan was out on the balcony watching the full moon rise into the sky and […]

Christmas Jokes

Full Moon On Christmas Eve

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It was time for lunch on the construction site and three workmen sat down on the roof of a building to eat their lunch. One man was Italian, the second was Mexican and the third was Polish. The Italian man opened his lunch box and said, “Spaghetti again! I have […]

Work Jokes

Time For Lunch

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A U.S. Navy ship pulled into port in Mississippi for a week’s liberty. The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from the wife of a wealthy plantation owner: “Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda’s, coming of age party. I […]

Military Jokes

A Weeks Liberty In Mississippi

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A man was walking down a deserted Mexican beach at sunset, and as he walked along, he began to see another man in the distance. As he grew nearer, he noticed that the other man was a local native, who kept leaning down, picking something up and throwing it out […]

Life Jokes

Starfish

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A customer in the store asked a sales assistant, “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk asked him, “Are you Polish?” The man, who was clearly offended by this question, said to the sales assistant, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something”. The man […]

Foreigner Jokes

Polish Sausage

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Doesn’t it make you jealous when you read about how wonderful life is when you have plenty of money. This is just another day in a Texas home… Maria, the Mexican housekeeper in a Texas home asked the lady of the house for a pay increase. The wife was very […]

Married Life Jokes

Just Another Day In A Texas Home

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A US border patrol agent caught an illegal alien who was hiding in the bushes right by the fence on the Mexican border. The agent pulled the man out of the bushes and said to him “I’m sorry Señor, but you know the law, you have got to go back […]

Law Enforcement Jokes

The Best Funny Mexico Jokes

Despite it being a country that lots of wonderful people, Mexico and Mexicans are the topic of a lot of jokes.

Whether it’s the fact that they are thought of as lesser people in the USA because they speak Spanish, or whether it’s because they are stereotypically depicted as riding a burro (donkey) and wearing a sombrero, who knows.

Here’s to Mexico and some funny Mexican jokes. No offense taken I hope. Been to Mexico a few times and met some lovely people.