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The Best Funny Mexico Jokes

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Despite it being a country that lots of wonderful people, Mexico and Mexicans are the topic of a lot of jokes.

Whether it’s the fact that they are thought of as lesser people in the USA because they speak Spanish, or whether it’s because they are stereotypically depicted as riding a burro (donkey) and wearing a sombrero, who knows.

Here’s to Mexico and some funny Mexican jokes. No offense taken I hope. Been to Mexico a few times and met some lovely people.

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Work Jokes

Time For Lunch

It was time for lunch on the construction site and three workmen sat down on the roof of a building to eat their lunch. One man was Italian, the second was Mexican and the third was Polish. The Italian man opened his lunch box and said, “Spaghetti again! I have […]

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Military Jokes

A Weeks Liberty In Mississippi

A U.S. Navy ship pulled into port in Mississippi for a week’s liberty. The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from the wife of a wealthy plantation owner: “Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda’s, coming of age party. I […]

Life Jokes

Starfish

A man was walking down a deserted Mexican beach at sunset, and as he walked along, he began to see another man in the distance. As he grew nearer, he noticed that the other man was a local native, who kept leaning down, picking something up and throwing it out […]

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Foreigner Jokes

Polish Sausage

A customer asked, “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?” The man, who is clearly offended by this question, asks the clerk, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something”. The man then proceeds with a number of questions: If I […]

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Marriage Jokes

Just Another Day In A Texas Home

Doesn’t it make you jealous when you read about how wonderful life is when you have plenty of money. This is just another day in a Texas home… Maria, the Mexican housekeeper in a Texas home asked the lady of the house for a pay increase. The wife was very […]

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Law Enforcement Jokes

Mexican Border

A US border patrol agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the fence on the Mexican border. The agent pulls the man out of the bushes, and says to him “I’m sorry, but you know the law, you have got to go back across the border right […]

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Blonde Jokes

A Blonde Guy Joke

This might just be first blonde guy joke. For me it was well worth the wait, I hope it is for you too… An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the […]

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Sports Jokes

Bungee Jumping In Mexico

One day, Kevin and Joe are out enjoying their favorite hobby, which is bungee jumping. Kevin thinks to himself, then turns to Joe and says, “you know Joe, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee jumping service in Mexico.” Joe thinks this is a great idea, […]

History Jokes

The Alamo

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This has to be probably the best Alamo joke of all time. The 6th of March 1836 started off quietly, just like any other day at The Alamo Mission in San Antonio in Texas. Davy Crockett woke up and rose from his bunk, which was in a room on the […]