Have you ever wondered why the Jews have Ten Commandments? Well, it’s a long story and a very old one too, but a few thousand years ago, God came up with this great idea for helping mankind and went to share it with the people of the Earth. God first […]
The Best Funny Mexico Jokes
A US Navy destroyer stopped four Mexicans in a rowing boat who were rowing north towards California. The Captain got on the loud-hailer and shouted out to them, “Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?” One of the Mexicans put down his oar, stood up and shouted back, “We are […]
A Texas rancher was driving through Mexico and stopped at the edge of the road to admire the scenery. He had been on the road for a few hours, he was getting stiff and tired and some parts of Mexico are undeniably beautiful. While he was standing there admiring the […]
Three women went down to Mexico one night to celebrate their college graduation. They all got drunk and woke up in jail, only to find to their horror that they were to be executed in the morning. The veally frustrating thing was though that none of them could remember what […]
A hillbilly couple from the Ozarks, both typical blonde rednecks with hardly a set of teeth between them and a cabin full of kids, decided to go to the doctor to see about getting the husband “fixed”. The doctor was about to start the required procedure,but stopped to ask them […]
A wealthy couple in Arizona employed a Mexican maid, who they barely paid the minimum wage. One day she asked them for a pay increase. The wife was very annoyed about this and decided to talk to the maid about this pay increase that she was demanding. She spoke to […]
There was a full moon on Christmas Eve and it was shining bright over the ocean. Juan and his wife Maria Elena were spending Christmas at their villa in Cancun on the Mexican Miviera and Juan was out on the balcony watching the full moon rise into the sky and […]
It was time for lunch on the construction site and three workmen sat down on the roof of a building to eat their lunch. One man was Italian, the second was Mexican and the third was Polish. The Italian man opened his lunch box and said, “Spaghetti again! I have […]
A U.S. Navy ship pulled into port in Mississippi for a week’s liberty. The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from the wife of a wealthy plantation owner: “Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda’s, coming of age party. I […]
A man was walking down a deserted Mexican beach at sunset, and as he walked along, he began to see another man in the distance. As he grew nearer, he noticed that the other man was a local native, who kept leaning down, picking something up and throwing it out […]
A customer in the store asked a sales assistant, “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk asked him, “Are you Polish?” The man, who was clearly offended by this question, said to the sales assistant, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something”. The man […]
Doesn’t it make you jealous when you read about how wonderful life is when you have plenty of money. This is just another day in a Texas home… Maria, the Mexican housekeeper in a Texas home asked the lady of the house for a pay increase. The wife was very […]