An Irish daughter returned to her family home in Ireland after five years of being away. Upon her return, her father greeted her with, “Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, even a line? Why didn’t ye call? Can ye not understand what […]
The Best Funny mercedes
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An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership, where the salesman has just sold the Mercedes Convertible they were interested in, to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde. “I thought you said you would hold that car until we raised the $75,000 asking price”, the elderly man said to the salesman, […]
I guess you could call this short story a wee break from the golf course. Read on and you will see what I mean. Rory McIlroy was driving through his home country of Northern Ireland, when he realises he needs to take a wee break. So, he drives his new […]
A group of men are sitting around in the changing room of a private health club after working out in the gym. Suddenly, a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man walks over, picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: “Hello?” “Honey, it’s me. Are you […]
A wealthy businessman who was in his eighties married a gorgeous fashion model who was in her mid twenties. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Aruba, but unfortunately, the old boy suffered a heart attack and ended up being rushed into hospital. When his young wife came to see him, […]
Four men were playing a round of golf one day at their local golf club. Three of them headed off to the first tee, while the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the pre-game drinks bill. The three men started talking, and as men so often do, […]
A middle aged man was really enjoying a drive down a country road in Indiana when he inadvertently drove through a police speed trap. He had only purchased his Mercedes convertible a few days beforehand, and as it was a perfect day for driving in the country, with no cars […]
