Even before Janis Joplin penned those immortal lyrics “Oh Lord Won’t You Buy Me A Mercedes Benz”, the world was coming up with funny Mercedes jokes.
Three young married women were at a cocktail party talking and the conversation inevitably turned to their position in life. As so often happens occasions like this, it soon became obvious that they were trying to brag about how their lives were going and about their relationships with their husbands. […]
The Best Funny Mercedes Jokes
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Even before Janis Joplin penned those immortal lyrics “Oh Lord Won’t You Buy Me A Mercedes Benz”, the world was coming up with funny Mercedes jokes.
We hope you enjoy this selection and if you know of any more funny Mercedes jokes that you think we might enjoy, please do send them to us.
Just in case you haven’t heard the original from Janis Joplin, here it is on YouTube.
Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/mercedes-benz-icon-logo-5580067/
Murphy married a rich widow, but it wasn’t long before their marriage tuened out to be a really unhappy one. Practically every day it was one argument after another with both of them starting them. After a few months of marriage it seemed like their lives were nothing but arguments, […]
The O’Connell twins had bought a secondhand Mercedes car and were taking their friend Paddy for a spin in their new car. As they sped down the street, Paddy called out from the back seat, “I say, boys, what’s that thing sticking up on the bonnet of the car?” Seamus […]
An Irish daughter returned to her family home in Ireland after five years of being away and living in the big city. Upon her return, her father greeted her with, “Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, even a line? Why didn’t ye […]
An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership, where the salesman has just sold the Mercedes Convertible they were interested in, to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde. “I thought you said you would hold that car until we raised the $75,000 asking price”, the elderly man said to the salesman, […]
Their 30th wedding anniversary was due, so Charles asked his wife Margaret, what she would like to do to celebrate it. “Would you like a new fur coat?”, he asked her. “Not really Charles”, Margaret said. “Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?”, Charles asked her. “No thanks”, she […]
I guess you could call this short story a wee break from the golf course. Read on and you will see what I mean. Rory McIlroy was driving through his home country of Northern Ireland, when he realised he needed to take a wee break. So, he drove his new […]
A group of men were sitting in the men’s changing room of a private health club after working out in the gym. Suddenly, a cell phone on one of the benches rang. A man walked over, picked it up, and the following conversation ensued: “Hello?” “Honey, it’s me. Are you […]
A wealthy businessman who was in his eighties married a gorgeous fashion model who was in her mid twenties. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Aruba, but unfortunately, the old boy suffered a heart attack and ended up being rushed into hospital. When his young wife came to see him, […]
Four men were playing a round of golf one day at their local golf club. Three of them headed off to the first tee, while the fourth man went into the clubhouse to take care of their pre-game drinks bill. The three men started talking and as men so often […]
A middle aged man was really enjoying a drive down a country road in Indiana when he inadvertently drove through a police speed trap. He had only purchased his Mercedes convertible a few days beforehand, and as it was a perfect day for driving in the country, with no cars […]