Three young married women were at a cocktail party talking and the conversation inevitably turned to their position in life. As so often happens occasions like this, it soon became […]
The Best Funny Mercedes Jokes
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Murphy married a rich widow, but it wasn’t long before their marriage tuened out to be a really unhappy one. Practically every day it was one argument after another with […]
The O’Connell twins had bought a secondhand Mercedes car and were taking their friend Paddy for a spin in their new car. As they sped down the street, Paddy called […]
An Irish daughter returned to her family home in Ireland after five years of being away and living in the big city. Upon her return, her father greeted her with, […]
An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership, where the salesman has just sold the Mercedes Convertible they were interested in, to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde. “I thought you […]
Their 30th wedding anniversary was due, so Charles asked his wife Margaret, what she would like to do to celebrate it. “Would you like a new fur coat?”, he asked […]
I guess you could call this short story a wee break from the golf course. Read on and you will see what I mean. Rory McIlroy was driving through his […]
A group of men were sitting in the men’s changing room of a private health club after working out in the gym. Suddenly, a cell phone on one of the […]
A wealthy businessman who was in his eighties married a gorgeous fashion model who was in her mid twenties. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Aruba, but unfortunately, the old […]
Four men were playing a round of golf one day at their local golf club. Three of them headed off to the first tee, while the fourth man went into […]
A middle aged man was really enjoying a drive down a country road in Indiana when he inadvertently drove through a police speed trap. He had only purchased his Mercedes […]