A psychiatrist visited a mental hospital in California and asked a patient, “How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?” He got the following reply from the patient: Well, it all started when I got married and I guess with hindsight I should never have done […]
The Best Funny mental hospital
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One day while Bob and Vivian were walking past the swimming pool at the mental hospital where they were patients, Bob suddenly jumped into the deep end. He immediately sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Vivian promptly jumped in to save him. She swam right to […]
A patient in a mental hospital was being reviewed for possible release. When asked what he would do if released, he replied, “I am going to make a slingshot, and then come back here and break every damn window in the place.” Obviously, his release was denied. Six months later, […]
Once upon a time I used to be really nosy, but not any more. Would you like to know how i stopped being nosy? I was walking past the mental hospital the other day. All the patients were outside, and they were shouting 13 …. 13 …. 13 The fence […]