What’s the difference between a neurotic, a psychotic and a psychiatrist? A neurotic is the person who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the person who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is the person who collects the rent.
Hello, and thank you for calling the mental health hotline. Please listen to the following options so we can direct your call: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, […]