The Best Funny Menswear Jokes

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Us poor men, we are always getting pulled up about the way we dress, so how could we not have a collection of Menswear Jokes on The Laughline.

Whether it’s because we are over-dressed, under-dressed, smart or scruffy, or wearing something that is dated or inappropriate, there’s a joke in there somewhere.

We hope you enjoy this selection of Menswear Jokes.

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Bloomingdales

A man was shopping in the menswear department at Bloomingdale’s, when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman who was standing behind the sales counter. He went up to her, smiled […]

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Menswear

The owner of some commercial properties in Dublin had three shops available for rent. The three shops were all in a row on the same street. He placed an advertisement […]

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Headaches

Bob was a successful lawyer but he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help to find a cure […]

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The Menswear Store

When the manager of the menswear store returned from his lunch break, he noticed that his clerk’s hand was all bandaged up. Before he could begin to ask about the […]