Mechanics have a reputation for ripping people off with false claims of faulty parts on your car etc. So naturally there are lots of Mechanic Jokes and we have a collection of these for you to enjoy.
A blonde woman took her car to the garage and asked them if they would be able to fix the hail damage on the hood from a recent storm. The mechanic, seeing that she was blonde, the mechanic decided he would have a little fun with her, so he told […]
The Best Funny Mechanic Jokes
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Mechanics have a reputation for ripping people off with false claims of faulty parts on your car etc. So naturally there are lots of Mechanic Jokes and we have a collection of these for you to enjoy.
Let’s have a laugh at those who were fooled by mechanics, as well as those who got their own back.
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One day, four people were driving down the street when they sufffered from a car breakdown. The four were a Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, a Chemical Engineer and a Computer Engineer. Being engineers, they were all immediately thinking what could have caused the car to breakdown. Knowing how people […]
A helicopter lost power while flying over a remote Scottish island and the pilot had no choice but to make an emergency landing. After a somewhat tricky but successful landing on a hill top, the pilot got out of the helicopter and made his way on foot to a cottage […]
A blonde woman hair stylist was trying to sell her old car, but she was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had done a lot of miles. To say it had done a lot of miles was a bit of an understatement, in fact it had […]
A penguin was on vacation and driving through Arizona when he noticed that the oil pressure light had come on. He got out of the car to look and sadly he saw oil dripping out of the engine. So he drove to the nearest town and stopped at the first […]
Three businessmen had a big golf game with a client in Arizona. They were running late for the meeting, and as luck would have it their car broke down. Fortunately, they found a repair garage nearby, but having looked at the car, the mechanic told them it would take four […]
Two Tennessee mechanical engineers, Bubba and Ray, were standing at the base of a flagpole, both looking curiously up towards the sky. A woman walked by and seeing the pair of them looking up in the air, she became curious and asked them what they were doing. “We are supposed […]
Did you know that even changing the engine oil in your car could be a totally different experience depending on whether you are a man or a woman? You know how men and women often do things differently. Well, changing the engine oil in your car is just one of […]
Suzie, who was a typical blonde, had to take her car in for repair and she arranged to meet up with her friend Marjorie later that day after she picked her up car from the mechanic. Her friend Marjorie asked her, “Is everything ok with your car now?” “Yes, thank […]
Patrick and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who happened to work as aircraft mechanics at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport in Atlanta. One day, the airport was surrounded by thick fog, not a single aircraft was able to take off or land and the fog was so bad that aircraft […]
These are some unwritten laws of life that we are all aware of and I am sure that all of us have experienced most of them at one time or another. There is no scientific evidence for these laws and yet they do seem to occur far more often than […]