A blonde woman took her car to the garage and asked them if they would be able to fix the hail damage on the hood from a recent storm. The […]
The Best Funny Mechanic Jokes
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Mechanics have a reputation for ripping people off with false claims of faulty parts on your car etc. So naturally there are lots of Mechanic Jokes and we have a collection of these for you to enjoy.
Let’s have a laugh at those who were fooled by mechanics, as well as those who got their own back.
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