Three girls, a blonde, a redhead and a brunette, all died within minutes of each other and ended up together at the pearly gates of Heaven. When they went to […]
The Best Funny Martini Jokes
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Who doesn’t love a Martini and who doesn’t love a Martini joke. We have a good collection of Martini jokes here and hope you enjoy them.
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I was waiting tables at an exclusive country club, when an elegantly dressed woman that I had been serving, spilled her bowl of Manhattan clam chowder all over her white […]
Once upon a time a priest was given a new post at a church in Alaska. After a couple of years, the bishop went to visit him to see how […]
Two colleagues were riding to work on the bus, when they both saw two dogs going at it on the grass. One man, who had been married for a while, […]
My 45th birthday was a couple of weeks ago and when I woke up I wasn’t feeling great, not to mention the fact that 45 is halfway between 40 and […]
Murphy walked into a bar and ordered a Martini, followed by another Martini. After each Martini, Murphy would remove the olives and place them in a jar. He kept this […]
Four retired men were walking down the street when they saw a sign that said, “Old Timers Bar – All drinks 10 cents“. They looked at each other in disbelief […]
Two Jewish businessmen met for lunch in a restaurant that was suggested by one of them. The first Jewish businessman said to the other, “I have a good deal for […]
So, a businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar and ordered a double martini on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his shirt pocket, […]