Two colleagues are riding to work on the bus, when they both see two dogs going at it on a lawn. One man, who has been married for a while, looks at his colleague and says, “Oh boy, I would give anything if I could do it to my wife […]
Jokes tagged as: martini
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My 45th birthday was a couple of weeks ago, and when I woke up I wasn’t feeling great, not to mention the fact that 45 is halfway between 40 and 50, and 50 is just bloody old. So, I didn’t feel great, and oh boy was I feeling depressed as […]
Murphy walked into a bar and ordered a Martini, followed by another Martini. After each Martini, Murphy would remove the olives and place them in a jar. He kept this up for over an hour, by which time he was rather sozzled as you might imagine, and Patrick, the bartender […]
Four retired men are walking down the street when they see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar – All drinks 10 cents.” They look at each other in disbelief and then go into the bar, thinking that this is too good to be true. The old bartender who is […]
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket […]
