Jokes tagged as:  martini

8 posts

Image used under a Collective Commons License from

Manhattan Clam Chowder

I was waiting tables at an exclusive country club, when an elegantly dressed woman spilled her bowl of Manhattan clam chowder all over her white linen skirt. She began dabbing at it furiously with her napkin. Having had plenty of experience with getting out food stains, I asked her, “May […]