Jokes tagged as:  martini

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Manhattan Clam Chowder

I was waiting tables at an exclusive country club, when an elegantly dressed woman spilled her bowl of Manhattan clam chowder all over her white linen skirt. She began dabbing at it furiously with her napkin. Having had plenty of experience with getting out food stains, I asked her, “May […]

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Martinis!

Two colleagues are riding to work on the bus, when they both see two dogs going at it on a lawn. One man, who has been married for a while, looks at his colleague and says, “Oh boy, I would give anything if I could do it to my wife […]

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Double Martini

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket […]