A young man calls his Mother and excitedly tells her that he has fallen in love, and he is going to get married. “Just for fun, Mom, I’m going to bring three women over to your house, and you have to try and guess which one of them I am […]
Jokes tagged as: married
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A man is drinking at the bar in a local pub, and as you often do after a few beers, he has found a new drinking partner. “I was married three times” explained the man to his new acquaintance, “and I will never marry again”. His new friend appeared interested, […]
This is a story of what happened to a young couple after their honeymoon was over. A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon, which was truly special, the holiday of a lifetime. After they had been back at home for a few days, the bride called her […]
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy : “So I hear you are getting married?” “Yep!”, his buddy replied. “Do I know her?”, the first senior citizen then asked. “Nope!”, his buddy replied. “This woman, is she good looking?”, the first senior citizen then asked. “Not really”, his […]
An old couple just got married and are on their honeymoon, he is 87 and she is 86 years old. In the hotel room, she slips into something sexy, and crawls into bed, and waits for her new groom. He is meanwhile in he bathroom, sprucing himself up before the […]
Three women are chatting about their relationships. One woman was engaged, one was married and the third woman was a mistress. As a result of their discussions, they all decided to come up with a plan to amaze their men. They decided that night, all three would wear black leather […]
Two brooms were hanging in the closet, and after a while they got to know each other really well, so well in fact that they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her […]