If you were a fly on the wall you could have sensed the tension in Paddy’s house today. Paddy’s Wife: “What are you doing Paddy?” Paddy: “Nothing Siobhan, why?” Paddy’s Wife: “Nothing? You’ve been sitting there reading our marriage certificate for over an hour”. Paddy: “Well, I was looking for […]
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An 80 year old Italian man from New York went to the doctor for a physical examination. The doctor was absolutely amazed at what good shape the man was in and asked him, “How do you stay in such great physical condition?” The man replied, “I’m Italian and I play […]
Some marriages work, while others don’t, which is great if yours does work, but life can be hell if you are in a marriage that just isn’t working. Fortunately, my wife and I have found the secret to making a marriage work, and we do (for the most part at […]
A wife had been doing a lot of thinking one day, and asked her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Her husband replied, “well, after a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship”. “So, if I died and you got married […]
Two brooms were hanging in the closet, and after a while they got to know each other really well, so well in fact that they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her […]
Michael and Denise had only been married a few months when he came home from work to be greeted with “Honey, I have a surprise for you”. “Oh”, said Michael, “what’s that sweetheart?” “It’s great news”, Denise said, “very soon there will be three people living in this house instead […]
Although my fiancee and I had planned to get married in New Hampshire, and she wanted to add a touch of home to our wedding from the state of Kansas where she grew up . My fiancee explained this to a friend who came over for dinner, and told him […]
Kids very often have the best advice don’t they. They seem to know pretty much everything these days and have their whole future pretty much planned out by an early age. Here is some marriage advice from young children that we thought you might enjoy. Actually, some of the ideas […]
A woman goes to the doctor, she is black and blue. Doctor: “What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp.” Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, […]
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”
