A wife had been doing a lot of thinking one day, and asked her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Her husband replied, “well, after a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship”. “So, if I died and you got married […]
Jokes tagged as: marriage
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Two brooms were hanging in the closet, and after a while they got to know each other really well, so well in fact that they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her […]
Michael and Denise had only been married a few months when he came home from work to be greeted with “Honey, I have a surprise for you”. “Oh”, said Michael, “what’s that sweetheart?” “It’s great news”, Denise said, “very soon there will be three people living in this house instead […]
In all of these 50 years that we have been married, have you ever been unfaithful to me?
Jacob (92) and Rebecca (85) are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in, and then Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: ” Are you the […]
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up […]
A woman goes to the doctor, she is black and blue. Doctor: “What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp.” Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, […]
At a wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married longest. An elderly couple, who were married over 60 years, was selected. The DJ asked them, “What advice would you give to the newly-married couple?” The woman said, “The three most important words in a marriage […]
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had an embarrassing problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. “Father,” he said, “I am deeply concerned about […]