The Best Funny Marriage Jokes

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Welcome to our collection of marriage jokes.

Whether marriage is a wonderful experience, the best in your life, whether it’s turned out as a means to make your life hell, or whether marriage for you has just turned out to be a big joke, we probably have a joke that you can identify with.

We hope you enjoy this marriage joke collection, and please do share them, especially on social media. Doesn’t everyone need a good laugh these days?

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Grandpa’s Relationship Advice

So you think you know everything about marriage and relationships, but nothing has proven to be quite as insightful as Grandpa’s relationship advice. Grandpa has had a lifetime of events […]

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Love Versus Marriage

Here are a few observations on love versus marriage and I am sure if you have been in love or married that you can identify with at least a few […]

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Paddy’s House

If you were a fly on the wall you could have sensed the tension in Paddy’s house today. Paddy’s Wife: “What are you doing Paddy?” Paddy: “Nothing Siobhan, why?” Paddy’s […]

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80 Year Old Italian Man

An 80 year old Italian man from New York went to the doctor for a physical examination. The doctor was absolutely amazed at what good shape the man was in […]

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Old People Dating

Have you ever stopped to think what it’s like for old people dating, when they decide that maybe they should get married and the subject of marital relations comes up. […]

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The Secret To A Happy Marriage

Fortunately, my wife and I have found the secret to a happy marriage, making a marriage work and we do (for the most part at least) have a happy marriage. […]

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Would You Get Married Again?

A wife had been doing a lot of thinking one day, and asked her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Her husband replied, “well, after a […]

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Two Brooms Get Married

Two brooms were hanging in the closet, and after a while they got to know each other really well, so well in fact that they decided to get married. One […]

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Marriage Advice From Kids

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Here is some marriage advice from kids that we thought you might enjoy. Young children very often have the best advice don’t they. They seem to know pretty much everything […]

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Black And Blue

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A woman goes to the doctor, she is black and blue. Doctor: “What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he […]

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Embarrassing Problems

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A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had an embarrassing problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. […]