Jokes tagged as:  Marriage Jokes

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Welcome to our collection of marriage jokes.

Whether marriage is a wonderful experience, the best in your life, whether it’s turned out as a means to make your life hell, or whether marriage for you has just turned out to be a big joke, we probably have a joke that you can identify with.

We hope you enjoy this marriage joke collection, and please do share them, especially on social media. Doesn’t everyone need a good laugh these days?

The Surprise

Michael and Denise had only been married a few months when he came home from work to be greeted with “Honey, I have a surprise for you”. “Oh”, said Michael, “what’s that sweetheart?” “It’s great news”, Denise said, “very soon there will be three people living in this house instead […]

Black And Blue

A woman goes to the doctor, she is black and blue. Doctor: “What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp.” Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, […]