So you think you know everything about marriage and relationships, but nothing has proven to be quite as insightful as Grandpa’s relationship advice. Grandpa has had a lifetime of events to look back on and during that time he has quite probably had more experience when it comes to relationships […]
The Best Funny Marriage Jokes
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Here are a few observations on love versus marriage and I am sure if you have been in love or married that you can identify with at least a few of these. It’s wonderful when you fall in love isn’t it. The world feels amazing. Your heart keeps thumping in […]
If you were a fly on the wall you could have sensed the tension in Paddy’s house today. Paddy’s Wife: “What are you doing Paddy?” Paddy: “Nothing Siobhan, why?” Paddy’s Wife: “Nothing? You’ve been sitting there reading our marriage certificate for over an hour”. Paddy: “Well, I was looking for […]
An 80 year old Italian man from New York went to the doctor for a physical examination. The doctor was absolutely amazed at what good shape the man was in and asked him, “How do you stay in such great physical condition?” The man replied, “I’m Italian and I play […]
Have you ever stopped to think what it’s like for old people dating, when they decide that maybe they should get married and the subject of marital relations comes up. Well here’s a sweet story about an old couple who decided to do just that. So this elderly couple who […]
Fortunately, my wife and I have found the secret to a happy marriage, making a marriage work and we do (for the most part at least) have a happy marriage. Some marriages work, while others don’t, which is great if yours does work, but life can be hell if you […]
A wife had been doing a lot of thinking one day, and asked her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Her husband replied, “well, after a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship”. “So, if I died and you got married […]
Two brooms were hanging in the closet, and after a while they got to know each other really well, so well in fact that they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her […]
Here is some marriage advice from kids that we thought you might enjoy. Young children very often have the best advice don’t they. They seem to know pretty much everything these days and have their whole future pretty much planned out by an early age. Actually, some of the ideas […]
A woman goes to the doctor, she is black and blue. Doctor: “What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp.” Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, […]
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had an embarrassing problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. “Father,” he said, “I am deeply concerned about […]