A blonde receptionist burst into a manager’s office and said “Mr. Johnson, I just saw someone get into your BMW and drive off in it!” “Oh no”, the manager replied, […]
The Best Funny manager
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Mary Jayne went into her local coffee shop and noticed there was a “peel and win” sticker on her coffee cup. Like any other blonde she couldn’t resist the chance […]
A young man has been working at Walmart as a supermarket bagger for five years, every day all he does is bag people’s purchases at the checkout. One day, the […]
Patrick applied for a job as the head chef at a very fancy restaurant. “Come to the kitchen and show us what you can do”, the manager said to him. […]
A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager for a new division of the company which was in the middle of expanding. He devised a simple […]
An insurance company manager was talking to one of his customers. He said, “Thank you, Mr. Jones, for your business. I can honsetly say that I wish I had twenty […]
The boss walked into his office early in the morning one day and discovered that one of his managers was in there, kissing his secretary. To make it worse, the […]
A man was laying sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “I’m sorry, sir, but […]
The new manager walks into his office and, while settling into his new desk, finds four envelopes in one of the desk drawers. On one envelope, he finds the words […]
A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. Not quite the topic you might expect a doctor, a lawyer […]