A blonde receptionist burst into a manager’s office and said “Mr. Johnson, I just saw someone get into your BMW and drive off in it!” “Oh no”, the manager replied, “Did your try to stop him?” “No”, the blonde receptionist said, “but it’s ok, I got the license plate number!” […]
The Best Funny manager
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A young man has been working at Walmart as a supermarket bagger for five years, every day all he does is bag people’s purchases at the checkout. One day, the supermarket acuires a new orange juice machine. The young man is really excited and asks the manager of the Walmart […]
Patrick applied for a job as the head chef at a very fancy restaurant. “Come to the kitchen and show us what you can do”, the manager said to him. “Give me an egg”, said Patrick, “any size, any colour”. The manager reached over and gave Patrick an egg. As […]
A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager for a new division of the company. He devised a simple test to help him to select the most suitable person for the job. During the interviews, he asked each applicant the following question, “How much is two […]
An insurance company manager was talking to one of his customers. He said, “Thank you, Mr. Jones, for your business. I can honsetly say that I wish I had twenty customers like you.” The customer, Mr. Jones, was rather astonished to hear this. He said to the manager, “Wow, well […]
The boss came into the office early in the morning one day, and discovered his manager kissing his secretary, the manager had the secretary pressed up against a filing cabinet. As the boss walked in, the two of them pulled apart, the secretary turned a bright shade of red, and […]
A man was laying sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “I’m sorry, sir, but you we only allow one seat per person in this theatre”. The man groaned when the usher spoke to him, […]
The new manager walks into his office and, while settling into his new desk, finds four envelopes in one of the desk drawers. On one envelope, he finds the words “open me first,” and the others are numbered one to three. So, he opens the first envelope, and finds a […]
A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The lawyer says: “For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.” The doctor says: “It’s better to […]
