A man was laying sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “I’m sorry, sir, but you are only allowed one seat.” The man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became impatient. “I’m sorry sir, if […]
Jokes tagged as: manager
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The new manager walks into his office and, while settling into his new desk, finds four envelopes in one of the desk drawers. On one envelope, he finds the words “open me first,” and the others are numbered one to three. So, he opens the first envelope, and finds a […]
A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The lawyer says: “For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.” The doctor says: “It’s better to […]