A blonde receptionist burst into a manager’s office and said “Mr. Johnson, I just saw someone get into your BMW and drive off in it!” “Oh no”, the manager replied, “Did your try to stop him?” “No”, the blonde receptionist said, “but it’s ok, I got the license plate number!” […]
The Best Funny manager
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Mary Jayne went into her local coffee shop and noticed there was a “peel and win” sticker on her coffee cup. Like any other blonde she couldn’t resist the chance to enter a competition and win a prize, so she peeled the sticker off and then started jumping up and […]
A young man has been working at Walmart as a supermarket bagger for five years, every day all he does is bag people’s purchases at the checkout. One day, the supermarket acuires a new orange juice machine. The young man is really excited and asks the manager of the Walmart […]
Patrick applied for a job as the head chef at a very fancy restaurant. “Come to the kitchen and show us what you can do”, the manager said to him. “Give me an egg”, said Patrick, “any size, any colour”. The manager reached over and gave Patrick an egg. As […]
A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager for a new division of the company which was in the middle of expanding. He devised a simple test, which he hoped would help him to select the most suitable person for the job. During the interviews, he […]
An insurance company manager was talking to one of his customers. He said, “Thank you, Mr. Jones, for your business. I can honsetly say that I wish I had twenty customers like you.” The customer, Mr. Jones, was rather astonished to hear this. He said to the manager, “Wow, well […]
The boss walked into his office early in the morning one day and discovered that one of his managers was in there, kissing his secretary. To make it worse, the manager literally had the secretary pressed up against a filing cabinet and it sure looked like things were about to […]
A man was laying sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “I’m sorry, sir, but you we only allow one seat per person in this theatre”. The man groaned when the usher spoke to him, […]
The new manager walks into his office and, while settling into his new desk, finds four envelopes in one of the desk drawers. On one envelope, he finds the words “open me first,” and the others are numbered one to three. So, he opens the first envelope, and finds a […]
A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. Not quite the topic you might expect a doctor, a lawyer and a manger to be discussing, but then again all three are the type who might indeed have a mistress, […]