We all know that drinking alcohol at work is pretty much forbidden everywhere these days, but back in the day you used to be able to drink at work, or at least after work and sometimes it was encouraged as well. I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks […]
The Best Funny Management Jokes
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Well you found our collection of management jokes and we hope you enjoy them. Jokes about company management (or mis-management) can often come thick and fast and we hope we have managed to assemble a great collection of management jokes for you to enjoy.
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For the last annual company picnic, management had decided that due to liability issues on company property, we could have alcohol, but this was to be strictly limited to only one drink per person. I was fired for ordering the cups. Image Source: Social Media
This is a recent announcement from Santa Claus about downsizing at the North Pole and it came as a great shock to the long time employees at North Pole Trading. Dear North Pole Inc. employees. Two of of our reindeer, Donner and Blitzen, have elected to take our new early […]
There is one thing that is certain in this world and that is if you don’t look busy at work, people will think you are being idle. So, here are ten commandments for looking like you are working hard, even when you are not. I don’t know about you, but […]
A gorilla goes into a pub and sits down on a stool at the bar. The bartender, who was working a few feet away washing glasses, was really surprised when he saw the gorilla walk in and take his seat at the bar. He was so astonished to see a […]
Patrick was looking for a management position and went for a job interview with an executive for a position in his company. The executive wanted to learn something about Patrick’s personality, so he asked him, “If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?” […]
A new retirement community opened in town and after the first batch of elderly people had moved in, the community manager summoned them all to a meeting in the lounge. The manager addressed all the new residents, stating that he wanted to make them aware of some of the rules […]
Y2K: was it really 20 years ago? Y2K, the reason that millions of people thought the world was going to come to an end at midnight on New Years Eve. Working in IT now, as I did back then, the great lengths we had to go to in order to […]
What’s your business sign? Just like labelling people by their star sign, I think everyone ought to be labelled by their business sign, don’t you? If you are not sure what I mean, just read on and I think you will end up agreeing with me. We are all used […]
A man was flying in a hot air balloon and realising that he was lost, he reduced height, hoping to be able to recognise a landmark or something that would help him to figure out where he was. Spotting a man down below in a field, he lowered the balloon […]
There was a forgetful actor, once a great actor who had been in the acting profession for a number of years, more years in fact than he cared to remember. However, he had a problem in that over those years he had become a forgetful actor and could no longer […]
How many of us have had to put up with “The Perfect Worker” in our lives? You know the type: Always seen kissing the management’s rear end, making out that they are really good at their job, when in fact they are a waste of air and hoping that their […]