This is a cute story about beer vs makeup. It’s a story that could happen in any household in the USA, or the UK or in fact any one of most countries in the world. When it comes to saving money, men and women have different priorities as you will […]
The Best Funny Makeup Jokes
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Women using makeup in their desire to look as attractive as possible provides great ammunition for funny Makeup Jokes.
We have a collection here for you that features women in a variety of funny scenarios, all featuring the topic of makeup.
We hope you enjoy this collection, please share our jokes if you do. Thank you.
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