Jokes tagged as:  mafia

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The Mafia

The Mafia were looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were “protecting“. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for the job, thinking that if he were to get caught, he wouldn’t be able […]

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The Old Mafia Don

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed! “Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.” “But grandpa, I really don’t lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?” “Shuddup […]