Lunch jokes, what a good topic! There have been a lot of funny lunch jokes and funny lunch stories circulating over the years and we hope that our collection of lunch jokes here gives you some good laughs.
A West Virginia farmer and his recently hired farm hand were eating an early breakfast of biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon and coffee that the farmer’s wife had prepared for them in the farm house. Thinking of all the work they had to get done that day, the farmer […]
The Best Funny Lunch Jokes
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Lunch jokes, what a good topic! There have been a lot of funny lunch jokes and funny lunch stories circulating over the years and we hope that our collection of lunch jokes here gives you some good laughs.
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An elderly lady received a transistor radio as a prize when she attended a luncheon for the elderly at the old folks home where she lived, that was sponsored by a local elementary school. This is a copy of the letter that she sent to the principal at the school […]
A man was feeling rather hungry one lunch time, so he went into a new restaurant that had opened up close to the office where he worked. While he was looking at the lunch menu, he saw a notice that read, “Order anything you want. We will give you $300 […]
Two New York cab drivers met for lunch one day and one of them, who was driving a regular yellow Checker cab, was totally shocked when he saw that the other cab driver arrived driving a bizarrely colored cab, what you could only describe as Definitely Not A Yellow Cab! […]
A husband and wife were playing a round of golf together, when the man’s wife was severely stung by a bee. Now a bee sting can sometimes be really painful and this time was no exception and the man’s wife had got a very painful sting. His wife was literally […]
Wanting to surprise her husband, who was an investment banker, his wife dropped by his office one day to give him a lunch time surprise. She walked through the lobby of the building, took the elevator to the 9th floor, and then quietly made her way along the corridor to […]
Two work colleagues sat down for lunch one day in the office cafeteria and started chatting as you do. “Hey, whatever happened to Pete who works in payroll?” one asked, “I haven’t seen him in a while”. “Well, I heard he got this hare-brained notion that he was going to […]
Two Jewish businessmen met for lunch in a restaurant that was suggested by one of them. The first Jewish businessman said to the other, “I have a good deal for you. When I was in Florida, I went to the town where the circus stays during the winter. I happened […]
This might just be first blonde guy joke. For me it was well worth the wait, I hope it is for you too… So an Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating their lunch […]
Two immigrants arrived in America and on their first day off the boat they wandered around New York City, to see the sights that Manhattan had to offer. They were amazed at everything they saw, from the Empire State Building to Grand Central Station and the myriad flashing lights and […]
When the manager of the menswear store returned from his lunch break, he noticed that his clerk’s hand was all bandaged up. Before he could begin to ask about the bandage though, the clerk said that he had some very good news for him. “Guess what, sir?” the clerk said. […]
When I left the office and went out to lunch today, I noticed that there was an old lady who looked to be in her mid seventies, who was sitting on a park bench outside the mall and she was sobbing her eyes out. I felt that I just had […]