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The Best Funny Lunch Jokes
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Lunch jokes, what a good topic! There have been a lot of funny lunch jokes and funny lunch stories circulating over the years and we hope that our collection of lunch jokes here gives you some good laughs.
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I had lunch at a restaurant called the International Diner the other day. I sat down at a table and a few minutes later the waitress came over. The conversation […]
A wrinkled up, grizzled looking old man was eating his lunch at a truck stop, when three Hells Angels bikers walked in. Now these weren’t any kind of Hell’s Angels […]
While they were on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the diner and resumed their trip. When […]
It was time for lunch on the construction site and three workmen sat down on the roof of a building to eat their lunch. One man was Italian, the second […]
The rather attractive secretary entered her boss’s office one morning, to find him standing there, staring out of the office window. Seeing her enter the room, he proclaimed idly, “It’s […]
A man returned from a visit to his doctor and told his wife the horrific news. The doctor had told him that he has only 24 hours to live. With […]
A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room. There was […]
While out taking a group of elderly people on a day trip, the tour bus driver accidentally left a passenger behind after they had stopped for lunch. Feeling really bad […]
A woman asked her husband if he would like some breakfast. “Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?” she asked, He […]
My 45th birthday was a couple of weeks ago and when I woke up I wasn’t feeling great, not to mention the fact that 45 is halfway between 40 and […]
A man went to a Chinese restaurant for dinner and was told by the maitre’d that there would be at least a twenty minute wait for a table, so he […]