There once was a man from Milan Who lunched daily on slices of Spam When asked “Are you mad?” He replied “No I’m sad” “As I’m down to my very last can” An original Limerick from The Laughline Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/luftwaffle/3199731787/in/photolist-5SKsMr-24PSk-2iJZw8W-CM6bH-8S4uv1-9Xn6V8-pCdkPb-9nhz5Z-qxkbg1-9nhA4v-2affWNJ-hh9SD9-2jqUQP-8joV6F-2m4LuSW-9nhwTn-7HHFXS-2iJWLR6-ejvD1v-EHdMG-5KkV8p-FMWGy-9nkwMs-9nhyLV-9nkAAN-dhGUNw-5SKufF-2affWoq-9yrxj6-5gTguE-Gauigm-boNHaR-cTQT9u-6CcrKK-DmoJfU-4GJZ3F-3jpoQy-5KkUZM-EbueSk-5Kq9Pd-6136hN-DmZSiu-Ln5Agy-8eQ5No-2iJWLWB-DLeHmv-6Fvuej-9nkvh7-9nhyjX-9nhxnF
The Best Funny Lunch Jokes
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Lunch jokes, what a good topic! There have been a lot of funny lunch jokes and funny lunch stories circulating over the years and we hope that our collection of lunch jokes here gives you some good laughs.
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Two tourists were driving through Louisiana and as they approached the town of Natchitoches, they started arguing about how to pronounce the name of the town. They argued back and forth over how to spell Natchitoches until they finally stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one of […]
One lunchtime, the children were all lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school. At the head of the food counter was a large wicker basket that was filled with apples. One of the nuns had written a note that read “Take Only One – God Is Watching” […]
A farmer was at a diner one day having lunch, when he noticed an old friend of his who was also dining there. What really caught the farmer’s attention, was that his friend was wearing an earring. The farmer knew that his old friend was a fairly conservative fellow, so […]
If you want to know how to really annoy your IT Support Department, just follow through the list below and see which one takes your fancy today. Your IT Support Department members have had a lot of training in dealing with a myriad of different computer related problems. Whether it’s […]
May I take your Christmas lunch order?” the waiter asked me, after our party of friends had sat down to eat in the restaurant. “Yes please”, I said to the waiter, “but before I order, I would like to know how do you prepare your turkeys?” After a short silence, […]
So last Saturday morning I got up early, got dressed quietly, made a packed lunch, grabbed the dog, then slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked the boat up to the truck and proceeded to back out of the garage into a torrential downpour. Not only was it raining hard, […]
Little Martha was complaining to her mother that she had stomach ache, her stomach was hurting. Her mother told her, “That’s because your stomach is empty Martha. Maybe you should try putting something in it”. So, little Martha went and grabbed a cookie and stopped pestering her Mother. The following […]
A few hundred years ago, the Pope made a decree that all the Jews must leave Italy. There was, as you can imagine, a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope proposed a deal. He would have a religious debate with a leader of the Jewish community. If […]
Mary Jayne went into her local coffee shop and noticed there was a “peel and win” sticker on her coffee cup. Like any other blonde she couldn’t resist the chance to enter a competition and win a prize, so she peeled the sticker off and then started jumping up and […]
Many people think they know how to recognize an Italian American, but the reality is that there are many more ways to identify them than just their looks, mannerisms and language. Many Italian Americans also claim to eat “Mommas Home Cooking” but many dishes are more American than Italian, take […]
Murphy was getting more than a little peeved with the frequent visits that his wife was getting from her two nephews, who were both Jesuit priests. She had got into the habit of wining and dining them royally and on one occasion she practically forced Murphy to kill the two […]