There once was a man from Milan Who lunched daily on slices of Spam When asked “Are you mad?” He replied “No I’m sad” “As I’m down to my very […]
The Best Funny Lunch Jokes
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana and as they approached the town of Natchitoches, they started arguing about how to pronounce the name of the town. They argued back and […]
One lunchtime, the children were all lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school. At the head of the food counter was a large wicker basket that was […]
A farmer was at a diner one day having lunch, when he noticed an old friend of his who was also dining there. What really caught the farmer’s attention, was […]
If you want to know how to really annoy your IT Support Department, just follow through the list below and see which one takes your fancy today. Your IT Support […]
May I take your Christmas lunch order?” the waiter asked me, after our party of friends had sat down to eat in the restaurant. “Yes please”, I said to the […]
So last Saturday morning I got up early, got dressed quietly, made a packed lunch, grabbed the dog, then slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked the boat up to […]
Little Martha was complaining to her mother that she had stomach ache, her stomach was hurting. Her mother told her, “That’s because your stomach is empty Martha. Maybe you should […]
A few hundred years ago, the Pope made a decree that all the Jews must leave Italy. There was, as you can imagine, a huge outcry from the Jewish community, […]
Mary Jayne went into her local coffee shop and noticed there was a “peel and win” sticker on her coffee cup. Like any other blonde she couldn’t resist the chance […]
Many people think they know how to recognize an Italian American, but the reality is that there are many more ways to identify them than just their looks, mannerisms and […]
Murphy was getting more than a little peeved with the frequent visits that his wife was getting from her two nephews, who were both Jesuit priests. She had got into […]