Over the years I have learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three things… A rainy day, lost luggage and tangled Christmas tree lights. As for me… a rainy day I can deal with, unless it’s a monsoon. Had a few […]
The Best Funny Luggage Jokes
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If you are looking for funny luggage jokes, we have some here for you. There aren’t many places online where you can find topics like luggage jokes, but we like to go the extra mile to give you options the other sites don’t.
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A porter who was loaded down with suitcases, followed a married couple to the airline check-in counter at the airport. As they approached the check-in counter, the husband glanced at the pile of luggage and said to his wife, “Why didn’t you bring the piano, too?” “Are you trying to […]
An Irishman arrived at JFK Airport in New York, and was seen wandering about the terminal, obviously very distressed and with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked the distressed Irishman what was wrong and if he was already homesick. “No,” replied the Irishman. “I’ve lost all me […]
Billy’s mother was working in the kitchen, while listening to her son who was playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and then her son said, “All of you fools who want to get off, get off now, cause this is […]
An American from Texas was visiting the UK and while in London he realised that he had forgotten to pack and razor blades in his luggage. He found a branch of Boots The Chemists on the High Street, located the aisle with the men’s shaving items, but he was unable […]
Look at who is running the USA! You would like to think it was some of the most intelligent people in the country who were in government, but if you really want to know how intelligent the people are who are running the USA, just look for feedback on how […]