Most of America’s populace think that it is improper to spank your children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of ‘those moments.’ One method that I have found to be highly effective is for me to just take the child for a […]
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The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and […]
What happens when you fall in love with: A chef? (You get buttered up.) A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.) A gambler? (He cheats on you.) A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.) A trashman? (He dumps you.) A clockmaker? (He two-times you.) A pastry cook? […]