The Best Funny Lottery Jokes

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The lottery is such a gambling dilemna isn’t it. If you buy a lottery ticket, the chances of you winning the jackpot are slim to none. Well actually, less than that. However, if you don’t buy a lottery ticket, your chance of winning is absolutely zero chance.

What do you do. Do you buy lotterey tickets and pray that you win, or do you just save your money and pray that if you had bought tickets they wouldn’t have won anyway?

Just like so many things in life, the lottery is a gamble. But our jokes are less of a gamble, there has to be something in our huge collection that makes you laugh. So read on and enjoy.

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