Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you won the lottery? Well, a woman came home, screeching! her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs to her husband who was upstairs, “Honey, pack […]
Jokes tagged as: lottery
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A man from New York wins the lottery big time, overnight he became a millionaire many times over. He had always loved the old Western movies, and had always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, so he decided to buy himself the spread of his dreams and moved to […]
A Scotsman was convinced by a friend that he ought to buy a couple of lottery tickets, and so reluctantly he parted with the money. Well what do you know, the Scotsman wins the Jackpot and becomes a millionaire.
Tom, Dick and Harry were in their local pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly lottery at the pub. They bought five $1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity. The following week, when the lottery was drawn, they each […]