I would love to win the lottery, wouldn’t you? Can you imagine checking your lottery ticket to find that you were a millionaire? I have often wondered what I would do with my life if I could win the lottery big time. Actually I have pondered this quite often especially […]
The Best Funny Lottery Jokes
Dear Future Son-in-Law, I have been unable to sleep since I forced my daughter to break off her engagement to you. I trust that you will find it in your heart to forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your orange Mohawk haircut, multiple tattoos, pierced nose and […]
Four retired men are walking down the street when they see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar – All drinks 10 cents.” They look at each other in disbelief and then go into the bar, thinking that this is too good to be true. The old bartender who is […]
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you won the lottery? Well, a woman came home, screeching! her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs to her husband who was upstairs, “Honey, pack […]
A man from New York won the lottery big time, overnight he became a millionaire many times over. He had always loved the old Western movies, and had always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, so he decided to buy himself the spread of his dreams and moved to […]
So these three dead bodies all turn up at a mortuary in Dublin, and they all have enormous smiles on their faces. The coroner examines them all and then calls the police to tell them what has happened. “The first body is that of Jacques Dupont” the coroner said. “He […]
A Scotsman was convinced by a friend that he ought to buy a couple of lottery tickets, and so reluctantly he parted with the money. Well what do you know, the Scotsman wins the Jackpot and becomes a millionaire.
Tom, Dick and Harry were in their local pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly lottery at the pub. They bought five $1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity. The following week, when the lottery was drawn, they each […]
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. There she saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around the table were her parents, and all the other people she […]