Fergus O’Malley had been hailed as the most intelligent man in Ireland for three years running. He had won several top television quiz and game shows and it was suggested by the Irish Mensa board that he should enter the English Mastermind Championships. Well, Fergus applied to be a contestant […]
The Best Funny London
A very drunken man got on a London bus late one night. He staggered up the aisle and sat down next to an elderly woman. She looked the man up and down and said to him, “I’ve got news for you. You’re going straight to Hell!” The man immediately jumped […]
There was a London lawyer in Scotland working on a criminal case, when he drove through a stop sign and got pulled over by a Glasgow traffic cop. The London lawyer thought that he was smarter than the Glasgow copper because he was a lawyer from London after all. Besides […]
Three Englishmen decide to climb up the Elizabeth Tower in London that houses one of the worlds most famous bells, Big Ben. Once they reach the top, they decide to have a contest. They will throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch the […]
An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. It was one of those situations that I’m sure we have all been faced with at least once in our lives, I know I have more than once. Sometimes, when you just have to go, there […]
A number of years ago the Dunne family lived in a small cottage up in the hills above Killarney in Ireland. There was Seamus and Isobel Dunne and their family of six boys. They lived a happy but isolated existence, being up in the hills which was fairly remote from […]