The Best Funny London Underground Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:London_Underground_Tube_Stock_1992.jpgWe have some great London Underground Jokes for you and what better place in the world to tell jokes about than the London Underground!

Millions of people used the London Underground every day, people from all parts of the world, speaking a myriad of languages, catching trains from here to there as they try to navigate their way across this great British metropolis.

The London Underground (or “The Tube” as it’s popularly known) with it’s many different lines and weird sounding stations must be hard to get around for foreigners. It’s bad enough if you are English! I should know, I lived in London for 15 years and had to take the Tube many times.

Anyway, back to our collection of London Underground Jokes which you will find by scrolling down. We hope you enjoy them and please do share them to help us to spread our laughter around the world.


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Heathrow Via Barking

I was standing on a platform on the London Undergound when a tourist came up to me and asked me if I could tell him how to get to Heathrow […]

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Murphy’s Bible

Murphy and Feargus were riding on the London Underground and Murphy was sitting there, quietly reading his Bible. Feargus, who was sitting next to him, seeming amused to see Murphy […]