I was standing on a platform on the London Undergound when a tourist came up to me and asked me if I could tell him how to get to Heathrow via Barking. So, kind soul that I am, I led him over to a large Underground map on the wall […]
The Best Funny London Underground Jokes
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Murphy and Feargus were riding on the London Underground and Murphy was sitting there, quietly reading his Bible. Feargus, who was sitting next to him, seeming amused to see Murphy reading the Bible, asked him, “You don’t really believe what they say in there, do you?” “Every word”, Murphy replied. […]