We have some living room jokes here for you because let’s face it, lots of funny things happen in the living room and that’s why the living room features in so many jokes and funny stories.
Have you ever tried to do a hearing test at home? Well here’s one case where the hearing test didn’t quite go as planned. Harold feared his wife Martha wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. He wasn’t quite sure […]
The Best Funny Living Room Jokes
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We have some living room jokes here for you because let’s face it, lots of funny things happen in the living room and that’s why the living room features in so many jokes and funny stories.
We hope you enjoy this selection of living room jokes and please don’t forget to share those that you like.
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A man was sitting alone in his living room one night when out of his ashtray, up popped a genie. “…and what will your third wish be?” the genie asked him. The man looked at the genie in surprise and said, “Huh? How can I be getting a third wish […]
A woman bought a dog for her husband. She happened to be passing the animal shelter one day and this one dog kept looking at her and wagging his tail, she was sure it was smiling at her. She just fell in love with it and bought it there and […]
Believe it or not, it may surprise you to know that teenagers have a lot in common with cats. Seriously, it’s true, I kid you not. It’s also true that neither teenagers or cats care about your furniture and are oblivious to how much anything costs. For all of you […]
One day, two deputies in the Sheriff’s Office were sent to a farmhouse to answer an emergency call. When they walked into the farmhouse, a quick search revealed the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the bedroom. They had been shot to death. When they went to […]
One day, a father was left to look after his young daughter who was about 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given her a little tea set for her birthday and it was one of her favourite toys, so while his daughter was happily playing with her favourite toy, her […]
Have you tried lots of diets without success? Well, have you heard of the Miracle Cat Food Diet? Seriously, this could be the right diet for you! Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those of us who have never had any success dieting, […]
A young boy and his sister were talking to each other, discussing something that was obviously important to them, when the little boy got up, walked across the living room to his Grandpa and asked him, “Grandpa, please make a noise like a frog”. Their Grandpa, who was half asleep […]
This is a sweet story about a man who had what he thought was a great idea, buying a pocket Taser for his wife as a wedding anniversary present. What on earth posessed him to buy his wife such an anniversary gift we will never know, but he did and […]
Her husband was all ready to go out to dinner for the evening and he was pacing back and forth in the living room waiting for her, impatiently. Every few minutes he kept glancing at his watch. To anyone watching it was pretty obvious that he was becoming agitated and […]
My Grandma hated me at Christmas! It’s true. While Christmas spent with the family was a lot of fun for me and my cousins, I did unwittingly cause a lot of work for my Grandma after we went home again. Every year when I was growing up, we would travel […]
Last fall my husband and I purchased an old house in northern New York State from two elderly sisters and it became our new house. Having moved into our new house and with Winter fast approaching, I was concerned about the house’s lack of insulation. I’m used to living somewhere […]