A second grade teacher was asking her class about when they grow up and what kind of wife they would like to have. First the teacher asked little Billy what kind of wife he would like then he was grown up. Little Billy replied, “Please Miss, I would like a […]
The Best Funny Little Johnny Jokes
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I don’t know who came up with the first Little Johnny joke, but “Little Johnny” jokes are hilarious.
Little Johnny is the stereotypical young boy who scares teachers and parents witless at the thought of what they are going to say next.
We have a good collection of Little Johnny jokes here for you to enjoy. Please feel free to share them.
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The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked them this thought provoking question, “When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?” Little Amy raised her hand in the air and said, “Please Miss, I think it’s your […]
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” the primary school teacher said sternly to little Johnny while holding out her hand. “My dog Benji ate it Miss”, Little Johnny replied, with his head hung down in shame. “Johnny”, the teacher replied, “I have been a teacher for twenty years. Do you really expect […]
Little Johnny was a poor student and he had lately been getting bad grades in school. In fact, he was pretty much bottom of his class. One day, he went up to his teacher, tapped him on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my father […]
Little Johnny and his Mother were waiting for the bus at the bus stop. His mother said to little Johnny as they waited for the bus, to say that he is only four years old when the driver asks him, because then he will get to ride for free. As […]
Little Johnny had a swearing problem, he was always using bad language and his father was getting tired of it. So he decided to ask his psychiatrist what to do about it. The psychiatrist advised as follows, “Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa […]
The teacher said to her elementary school class, “Take a pencil and paper and write an essay with the title, “If I Were a Millionaire”. All the other students started writing with a frenzy, except for Little Johnny, who just leaned back in his chair with arms folded. “What’s the […]
The Cub Scout troop was half an hour late to its den meeting. The den leader repremanded them and asked them why they were so late. Little Johnny replied to the den leader, “we were helping an old man to cross the street”. “Oh I see”, the den leader said. […]
Little Johnny was sitting at his desk in kindergarten, making funny faces at anyone who would watch and disrupting the class. The teacher came by, saw what he was doing and said calmly, “Johnny, you had better stop pulling funny faces like that, your face might stick that way”. Johnny […]
Little Johnny had just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy. So, thinking to give his parents a nice surprise, he went into the bathroom, pushed up the toilet seat and balanced his little penis on the rim. Just then, the toilet seat slammed […]
Little Johnny’s class went on a school outing to the police station. While they were at the police station, a police officer showed the class around the control centre, the interview rooms, the cells and as they walked through the reception area there was a notice board on the wall […]
One day, Little Johnny went to the library and asked to check out a book titled “A Comprehensive Guide for Mothers”. “Is this for your mother?” the librarian asked him. “No”, Little Johnny said. “So why are you checking it out?” the librarian asked him. Little Johnny replied, “Because I […]