Jokes tagged as:  Little Johnny Jokes

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I don’t know who came up with the first Little Johnny joke, but “Little Johnny” jokes are hilarious.

Little Johnny is the stereotypical young boy who scares teachers and parents witless at the thought of what they are going to say next.

We have a good collection of Little Johnny jokes here for you to enjoy. Please feel free to share them.

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Cold Cream

Little Johnny was standing in his parents bedroom, he was completely fascinated as he watched his mother smoothing cold cream on her face. “Why do you do that, Mommy?” he asked. “To make myself beautiful,” said his mother. As soon as she had finished covering her face with cold cream, […]

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Grandma’s Visit

Little Johnny greeted his grandmother with a hug and said “I’m so happy you’ve come to stay for the weekend Grandma”. He added, “Now maybe Pop will do the trick he has been promising Mommy”. “What trick is that, my dear?”, his grandma asked curiously. Little Johnny replied, “I heard […]

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Lot’s Wife

The Sunday School teacher was describing to the children how Lot’s wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt. Little Johnny interrupted her with, “My Mommy looked back once while she was driving”, he announced triumphantly. “Is that so”, the Sunday School teacher responded, “What happened?” Little […]

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The Turkey

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon Little Johnny carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked Little Johnny, “Where did you get that turkey?” Little Johnny replied, “What turkey?” The game warden said, “That turkey you’re carrying under your arm.” Little […]

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Little Sister

Little Johny says to his father one day, “Daddy, I wish I had a little sister.” Trying to be funny, his father says, “Son, you do have a sister. You just don’t see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back […]