Jokes tagged as:  little johnny

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Productive Salesmanship

The weekend assignment for the class had been to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. As the children walked back into their classroom on Monday morning, they were all very excited and ready to report on their experiences. Little Mary was the first one to stand up. […]

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The Turkey

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon Little Johnny carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked Little Johnny, “Where did you get that turkey?” Little Johnny replied, “What turkey?” The game warden said, “That turkey you’re carrying under your arm.” Little […]

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Little Sister

Little Johny says to his father one day, “Daddy, I wish I had a little sister.” Trying to be funny, his father says, “Son, you do have a sister. You just don’t see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back […]

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The Class Roll Call

The teacher of a third grade class always took the role call each morning, and he had the pupils all answer by reciting a short poem. The first pupil sat in the front row was a teachers pet. He stood up and said, “My name is Dan, and when I […]