Old Sister Margaret had been an impeccable nun all her life, obeying all the rules of the convent and devoting herself to “The Lord“, but one day, as will happen […]
The Best Funny liquor
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It’s not often you find jokes about an Irishman and a Mormon, but we just happen to have one for you here. It’s an old one but a good one, […]
There was an old priest from a church in County Cork in the south of Ireland who enjoyed a drink of liquor now and then, but his real passion was […]
One Monday morning, the postman was walking the neighborhood on his usual mail delivery route. As the postman approached one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were in […]
Alcohol Warning: Due to increasing products liability, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all alcoholic containers: WARNING: The consumption […]
An alcoholic rancher was at a meeting held to decide whether liquor sales should be illegal in the town. The rancher was against it, prohibition, I mean. Being an alcoholic, […]
Four retired men were walking down the street when they saw a sign that said, “Old Timers Bar – All drinks 10 cents“. They looked at each other in disbelief […]
Did you ever notice how men’s and women’s prayers are different? The things that women pray for and their priorities in life are so very different to that of most […]
A man who is obviously as drunk as a skunk, walks into the front door of a bar. He staggers up to the bar, somehow manages to seat himself on […]
One exceptionally cold December a long long time ago, four of Santa’s elves unfortunately fell ill. This was very unfortunate indeed, as it was set to be the busiest Christmas […]
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on […]
Nuns and beer are a strange combination I know, but this is a short story about both nuns and beer, which we hope raises a smile. Actually, it will probably […]