Old Sister Margaret had been an impeccable nun all her life, obeying all the rules of the convent and devoting herself to “The Lord“, but one day, as will happen to all of us when we get old, she was called “upstairs” to her reward. As she approached the Pearly […]
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It’s not often you find jokes about an Irishman and a Mormon, but we just happen to have one for you here. It’s an old one but a good one, hope you enjoy it. An Irishman boarded his flight from Dublin to Salt Lake City and found himself sat next […]
There was an old priest from a church in County Cork in the south of Ireland who enjoyed a drink of liquor now and then, but his real passion was peach brandy. Now Feargus, who had been a member of his congregation for many years, would give the priest a […]
One Monday morning, the postman was walking the neighborhood on his usual mail delivery route. As the postman approached one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were in the driveway, suggesting that neither the homeowner or his wife were at work. The front door then opened, and out […]
Alcohol Warning: Due to increasing products liability, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all alcoholic containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol: Leaves you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. May make you think you are whispering when […]
An alcoholic rancher was at a meeting held to decide whether liquor sales should be illegal in the town. The rancher was against it, prohibition, I mean. Being an alcoholic, he just couldn’t stay away from the booze, and prohibition would have made life very difficult for him. “I tell […]
Four retired men were walking down the street when they saw a sign that said, “Old Timers Bar – All drinks 10 cents“. They looked at each other in disbelief and then went into the bar, thinking that this was too good to be true and if it was true, […]
Did you ever notice how men’s and women’s prayers are different? The things that women pray for and their priorities in life are so very different to that of most men, it’s only natural that their prayers would be different if you think about it. But just how different, you […]
A man who is obviously as drunk as a skunk, walks into the front door of a bar. He staggers up to the bar, somehow manages to seat himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink of whisky. The bartender politely informs the man […]
One exceptionally cold December a long long time ago, four of Santa’s elves unfortunately fell ill. This was very unfortunate indeed, as it was set to be the busiest Christmas ever for the fat jolly man and now four of his best toy makers were unable to work. So poor […]
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today..” The bartender says, “Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy […]
Nuns and beer are a strange combination I know, but this is a short story about both nuns and beer, which we hope raises a smile. Actually, it will probably make you groan, but either way it’s good for exercising the facial muscles. While shopping in a food store, two […]