Mike came back recently from an African safari. After his arrival, he went to visit his friend, Brendan and told him all about his adventures while he was in Africa. “One day I was out in the jungle”, he said, “when all of a sudden I heard a noise in […]
Jokes tagged as: lion
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One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being shown around and introduced to other members. The member who was leading them around said, “See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some […]
A circus owner is looking for a new lion tamer, so he places an advertisement in the local paper, and two young people show up for a job interview. One is a good looking lad in his mid-twenties, and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age. The […]
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He felt that he needed the other animals to acknowledge his position as king of the jungle. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” The trembling monkey says, “You […]
A guy is walking along the street, when suddenly he sees a crowd of people running towards him. Wondering what the heck is going on, he stops one of the runners and asks “What’s happening?” “A lion has escaped from the zoo!” is the reply. “Oh my God! Which way […]
