Mike came back recently from an African safari. After his arrival, he went to visit his friend, Brendan and told him all about his adventures while he was in Africa. “One day I was out in the jungle”, he said, “when all of a sudden I heard a noise in […]
The Best Funny lion
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One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being shown around and introduced to other members. The member who was leading them around said, “See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some […]
A circus owner was looking for a new lion tamer, so he placed an advertisement in the local paper. A short while later, two young people showed up for a job interview. One was a good looking lad in his mid-twenties and the other was a gorgeous blonde woman about […]
A big old lion woke up one morning in the heart of the African jungle, feeling really rowdy and mean. He felt that his position as King Of The Jungle needed to be acknowledged by the other animals. After all, it had been some time since he had last enforced […]
A man was walking along the street, when suddenly he saw a crowd of people who were all running towards him. Wondering what the heck was going on, he stopped one of the runners and asked him “What on earth is happening, why is everyone running?” “A lion has escaped […]