The Best Funny Lingerie Jokes

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Woman Lingerie. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/woman-model-lingerie-boudoir-6870392/Well here you go, this is our collection of lingerie jokes and we hope that you enjoy them.

What is it about lingerie? Women love to wear it and men love to look at women wearing it. Lingerie has to be one of the biggest turn-ons there is for both men and women, but it’s also a source of some wonderfully funny stories and jokes.

We hope you enjoy this collection of lingerie jokes and please do share our posts if you find them funny to help more people to have a good laugh.

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Fishing Trip

Four friends had been on the same fishing trip every year for many years, camping out by a lake, but this year, just two days before their trip, Bob’s wife […]

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Funny Naughty Christmas Pictures

We found so many funny naughty Christmas pictures this year, we thought we ought to create a special post and keep them together, just in case we upset anyone with […]

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Lingerie For Valentines Day

A man decided that he would buy his wife some expensive lingerie for Valentines Day. So he paid a visit to a well known fashion store in the mall that […]

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Shopping For A Nightdress

I was shopping in the mall and looking for a nightdress. Having had no luck in the department stores, I would try my luck in a store known for its […]

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Caught In The Act

A wife came home early from work one day and caught her husband in the act! Can you believe it, she actually found him in their bedroom and he was […]

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Husband’s Lack Of Interest

A “still quite young” gorgeous woman who had been married for several years, was growing more and more frustrated at her husband’s lack of interest in having sex. She wondered […]

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Buying A Bra

A married man thought he would give his wife a lovely birthday surprise by buying a bra for her. He entered a “ladies” shop, not the type of shop that […]

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Buying A Bra

A man walked into the lingerie department of a large department store, timidly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I would like to buy a bra […]