This is a Valentine’s Day limerick, hope you enjoy it. So today is Valentine’s DayI’d love a “romp in the hay”But she’s in a bad moodMy chances are screwedSaying “Today just isn’t your day” Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/desperate-think-stressed-out-5011953/
The Best Funny Limericks
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Limericks are short poems with a set format and we have some really funny Limericks here for you to enjoy.
Nobody really knows the origin of Limericks for sure, but we do know that they became popular after Edward Lear published a collection of them in his 1845 publication “The Book Of Nonsense”.
Edward Lear truly did write a lot of nonsense, but funny nonsense, including the well known “The Owl and the Pussycat”. You can learn more about these in The History Of Limericks.
Limericks are also named after the town of Limerick in Ireland. We also have some jokes about Limerick for you.
Image used under a Collective Commons Licence from: https://pixabay.com/illustrations/vintage-limericks-edward-lear-1801814/
A young lady from Saint TropezHad her boobies out on displayOn her own private beachShe sunbathed safely, out of reachSo she snoozed several hours away If you enjoyed this Limerick, see our collection of Limericks, we have some good ones. Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/photos/south-france-coast-cap-taillat-2529373/
There was a young man from RhyllWho wanted the ultimate thrillSo he went for a rideOn a new water slideBut the cold water gave him a chill Rhyll is a seaside town in Wales. You can find more information on this page. Image Used Under A Collective Commons License from: […]
There was a young man from PrestatynWho dated a girl, a real fat oneWhen she sat on his kneeHe smiled painfullyAnd before long he sent her packing No offence intended to any BBW’s out there, including the model we used. It’s just a rhyme and hope none of our cuddly […]
There was an old woman called MaryWhose legs were incredibly hairyShe trimmed them for a laughThen knitted a scarfWhich I think is really quite scary I love a good Limerick, don’t you? You can find more of our Limericks on this page.
We all love Limericks, those short five line poems that are so catchy, but have you ever seen any Chocolate Limericks? We haven’t here at The Laughline either, so we thought we would write some to try and get some laughs at fresh laughing material. If you enjoy these Chocolate […]
There was an old man from Georgia Who claimed to be a good forger He forged passports for folks But it wasn’t a joke When they got stopped while crossing the border An original Limerick from The Laughline Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:%D7%90%D7%91%D7%9C%D7%99%D7%99%D7%96%D7%A81.jpg
There once was a man from Milan Who lunched daily on slices of Spam When asked “Are you mad?” He replied “No I’m sad” “As I’m down to my very last can” An original Limerick from The Laughline Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/luftwaffle/3199731787/in/photolist-5SKsMr-24PSk-2iJZw8W-CM6bH-8S4uv1-9Xn6V8-pCdkPb-9nhz5Z-qxkbg1-9nhA4v-2affWNJ-hh9SD9-2jqUQP-8joV6F-2m4LuSW-9nhwTn-7HHFXS-2iJWLR6-ejvD1v-EHdMG-5KkV8p-FMWGy-9nkwMs-9nhyLV-9nkAAN-dhGUNw-5SKufF-2affWoq-9yrxj6-5gTguE-Gauigm-boNHaR-cTQT9u-6CcrKK-DmoJfU-4GJZ3F-3jpoQy-5KkUZM-EbueSk-5Kq9Pd-6136hN-DmZSiu-Ln5Agy-8eQ5No-2iJWLWB-DLeHmv-6Fvuej-9nkvh7-9nhyjX-9nhxnF
A greengrocer’s daughter named Lucy Had melons that were large, ripe and juicy She got plenty of stares As she showed off her wares And it sure was a sight to see An original Limerick by The Laughline Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/face-melon-red-summer-beauty-1461610/
There was a young man from Australia Who painted his bum like a dahlia Tuppence a smell was all very well But thruppence a lick was a failure. Not written by us sadly, one we read many moons ago and still find funny. Image used under a Collective Commons License […]
There once was a woman from Russia Whose thighs were a real ball crusher They say that by night she was an awesome delight But by day she was just a street brusher An original limerick by The Laughline Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/yooperann/5413068953/
This is the story of Romeo and Juliet which has been retold in Limerick form for your enjoyment. If you came here hoping to hear the story of Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet told in a more traditional way, then I am sorry to disappoint you. I hope you enjoy this […]