This is a Valentine’s Day limerick, hope you enjoy it. So today is Valentine’s DayI’d love a “romp in the hay”But she’s in a bad moodMy chances are screwedSaying “Today […]
The Best Funny Limericks
A young lady from Saint TropezHad her boobies out on displayOn her own private beachShe sunbathed safely, out of reachSo she snoozed several hours away If you enjoyed this Limerick, […]
There was a young man from RhyllWho wanted the ultimate thrillSo he went for a rideOn a new water slideBut the cold water gave him a chill Rhyll is a […]
There was a young man from PrestatynWho dated a girl, a real fat oneWhen she sat on his kneeHe smiled painfullyAnd before long he sent her packing No offence intended […]
There was an old woman called MaryWhose legs were incredibly hairyShe trimmed them for a laughThen knitted a scarfWhich I think is really quite scary I love a good Limerick, […]
We all love Limericks, those short five line poems that are so catchy, but have you ever seen any Chocolate Limericks? We haven’t here at The Laughline either, so we […]
There was an old man from Georgia Who claimed to be a good forger He forged passports for folks But it wasn’t a joke When they got stopped while crossing […]
There once was a man from Milan Who lunched daily on slices of Spam When asked “Are you mad?” He replied “No I’m sad” “As I’m down to my very […]
A greengrocer’s daughter named Lucy Had melons that were large, ripe and juicy She got plenty of stares As she showed off her wares And it sure was a sight […]
There was a young man from Australia Who painted his bum like a dahlia Tuppence a smell was all very well But thruppence a lick was a failure. Not written […]
There once was a woman from Russia Whose thighs were a real ball crusher They say that by night she was an awesome delight But by day she was just […]
This is the story of Romeo and Juliet which has been retold in Limerick form for your enjoyment. If you came here hoping to hear the story of Shakespeare’s Romeo […]