Their ship was sinking fast in the middle of the ocean, but four sailors were able to get a lifeboat into the water and climb into it safely. They decided to have a cigarette and relax for a few moments before starting their journey, rowing to safety. The cigarettes were […]
The Best Funny lifeboat
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If you are looking for lifeboat jokes, or jokes about lifeboats, shipwrecks and the like, then welcome to our collection.
While getting shipwrecked isn’t a fun topic, there are a lot of pretty funny jokes about getting shipwrecked. We have tried to include some of the best here for your enjoyment.
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A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided the only choice she had was to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, “Look, you have got […]
Two Irishmen, Patrick and Michael, had been shipwrecked after their ship caught fire and sank and now they were adrift on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean, following a dramatic escape from the burning vessel. While rummaging through the lifeboat’s provisions to see what he could find, Patrick […]