The Best Funny library

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Little Johnny Went To The Library

One day, Little Johnny went to the library and asked to check out a book titled “A Comprehensive Guide for Mothers”. “Is this for your mother?” the librarian asked him. […]

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Arms Cache In A Detroit Suburb

Police have announced the discovery of an arms cache in a Detroit suburb which consisted of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25 thousand rounds of ammunition. They also found 200 pounds […]

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My Grandson’s Glasses

My grandson Sammy, has worn glasses since he was three years old. I will always remember when he was in the first grade and came home one day, obviously very […]

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What Time Does The Library Open?

Answering the phone when it rang in the middle of the night, the person at the other end of the phone asked, “What time does the library open?” “9am”, the […]

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Blonde Woman At the Library

A blonde woman went into her local library, stormed up to the front desk and said, “I have a complaint!” “Yes, Ma’am?” replied the clerk. The blonde woman continies, “I […]

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Pinata

The local library was sponsoring a display of home made games for children, with the theme being children’s storybooks. For my part, I made a huge pinata, which was in […]