One day, Little Johnny went to the library and asked to check out a book titled “A Comprehensive Guide for Mothers”. “Is this for your mother?” the librarian asked him. “No”, Little Johnny said. “So why are you checking it out?” the librarian asked him. Little Johnny replied, “Because I […]
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Police have announced the discovery of an arms cache in a Detroit suburb which consisted of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25 thousand rounds of ammunition. They also found 200 pounds of heroin, $5 million in forged US banknotes and 25 trafficked Latina prostitutes. This was all found in a semi-detached […]
My grandson Sammy, has worn glasses since he was three years old. I will always remember when he was in the first grade and came home one day, obviously very distressed. Wanting to find out what was the matter, his mother asked, “Sammy, what happened at school today to upset […]
Answering the phone when it rang in the middle of the night, the person at the other end of the phone asked, “What time does the library open?” “9am”, the librarian replied, “and why are you calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask such a […]
A blonde woman went into her local library, stormed up to the front desk and said, “I have a complaint!” “Yes, Ma’am?” replied the clerk. The blonde woman continies, “I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!” “What was wrong with it?” the clerk asked. “It had way […]
The local library was sponsoring a display of home made games for children, with the theme being children’s storybooks. For my part, I made a huge pinata, which was in the shape of a bear’s head. I hung two miniature padlocks from its ears, and a third miniature padlock in […]