This is for everyone out there who are kitchen challenged and don’t have a clue about cooking or food preparation. It’s called Cooking For Dummies! Some people make fine chefs and can conjure up the most amazing meals, but others really struggle in the kitchen. I’m somewhere in the middle, […]
The Best Funny lettuce
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One day, a laboratory rabbit managed to break free from his cage in the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his […]
Aren’t blonde women wonderful and a great source of material for jokes as well. This is a week in the life of a blonde woman, taken from her diary… Monday: It’s fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The […]
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking […]
A man who was serving time in prison received a letter from his wife, in which she wrote, “I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant lettuce?” The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail that came […]