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Lent is the six week period leading up to Easter. It is one of the most important times of year for many Christians around the world, and from its start on Ash Wednesday until its conclusion on Easter Sunday, Lent has been a traditional time for fasting or giving something up or abstinence. Lent is also a commemoration of Jesus’s 40 days and 40 nights spent fasting in the desert.

Nowadays, Lent has become a time when people give up something more than just meat and eggs. This could be television, alcohol, or more recently social media. Trying to give any of these habitual things up in our modern lives is not as easy as you would imagine, and from this has sprung a number of Lent related jokes. We hope you enjoy the selection that we have for you.

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Religious Jokes

Eating Sausages During Lent

A Catholic priest was walking along the road during Lent, when he couldn’t believe what he saw. The smell of grilled meat wafted through his nostrils, and looking into the window of the house that he was passing, he spied a parishioner who was enjoying some tasty bratwurts sausage. Not […]

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Religious Jokes

Eating Meat On Friday

Each Friday night after work, Michael would fire up his outdoor grill and cook chicken. All of Michael’s neighbors were Catholic and since this was Lent, they refrained from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled chicken wafted throughout the neighborhood causing so much frustration for the […]