A doctor was giving a lecture to a group of students about how to perform a self-examination of the breasts and testicles. A female student asked one of the male students, “Do you ever get an erection when you do a self-examination of your testicles?” “Sometimes, yes” replied the male […]
The Best Funny lecture
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A man was stopped by the police around 2am after they saw him staggering down the road while they were on patrol. The officer asked the man where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and […]
The great scientist Albert Einstein was on a lecture tour of America, and was starting to feel the pace. “I am sick and tired of all these meetings”, he moaned to his driver, who had a shock of white hair and looked remarkably like the great man. “All I do […]
A professor at Auburn University in Alabama was giving a lecture on the supernatural to a large audience of students. To get a feel for his audience, he asked them, “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 90 students in the lecture hall raised their hands. “Well that’s a […]