I bet you never thought you would see a collection of Leather Jokes but hopefully we have given you a nice surprise.
I was sitting at the bar and couldn’t help but notice this young woman who was wearing skin tight leather pants. When I say “skin tight“, they looked as if they were practically painted on her. Puzzled as to how she managed to get them on, I walked over to […]
The Best Funny Leather Jokes
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I bet you never thought you would see a collection of Leather Jokes but hopefully we have given you a nice surprise.
There are quite a lot of jokes about leather and it’s amazing how seasoned cow hide can become something rather exotic when it’s turned into clothing for a shapely woman.
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A woman who was wearing a tight leather skirt, stood waiting for a bus, at a crowded bus stop in the city. Her bus arrived, stopped and when it was her turn to get on board, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to […]
A blonde woman had just bought a new sports car, a convertible, and she took it out for a drive on the highway. She was driving along the road, deliriously happy, and not paying attention to what she was doing, when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The truck […]
When a woman wears leather clothing, a man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Did you ever stop and wonder why this is? |||V It’s because she smells like a new truck! Image used under a Collective […]
A timid little man ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx, and having cleared his throat, asked the rough and tough group of bikers inside, “Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?” A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, with […]
Three women are chatting about their relationships. One woman was engaged, one was married and the third woman was a mistress. As a result of their discussions, they all decided to come up with a plan to amaze their men. They decided that night, all three would wear black leather […]
There was a dead man in the street. The man was immaculately dressed. He was dressed more for the Ritz than the street. But in the street he lay, dressed in a black tail suit, patent leather shoes, top hat and bow tie, and very dead. ‘How did he get […]