The Best Funny Leather Jokes

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There are quite a lot of jokes about leather and it’s amazing how seasoned cow hide can become something rather exotic when it’s turned into clothing for a shapely woman.

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Skin Tight Leather Pants

I was sitting at the bar and couldn’t help but notice this young woman who was wearing skin tight leather pants. When I say “skin tight“, they looked as if […]

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Leather Skirt

A woman who was wearing a tight leather skirt, stood waiting for a bus, at a crowded bus stop in the city. Her bus arrived, stopped and when it was […]

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The Blonde In The Sports Car

A blonde woman had just bought a new sports car, a convertible, and she took it out for a drive on the highway. She was driving along the road, deliriously […]

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When A Woman Wears Leather Clothing

When a woman wears leather clothing, a man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Did you ever […]

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Doberman

A timid little man ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx, and having cleared his throat, asked the rough and tough group of bikers inside, “Um, err, which of […]

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Relationships

Three women friends were chatting about their relationships. One woman was engaged, one was married and the third woman was a mistress. As a result of their discussions and all […]

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Dead Man In The Street

There was a dead man in the street. The man was immaculately dressed. He was dressed more for the Ritz than the street. But in the street he lay, dressed […]