The American Civil Liberties Union announced today that it was bringing a lawsuit against Santa Claus for violations of the civil rights of children. An ACLU spokesman, Mr. E. Scrooge, stated that, “Mr. Claus has been violating children’s right to privacy and has been putting that information in a vast […]
The Best Funny lawyer
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The old pastor lay dying. While he was lying on his deathbed, he sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived at the hospital, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the old pastor held […]
There was a London lawyer in Scotland working on a criminal case, when he drove through a stop sign and got pulled over by a Glasgow traffic cop. The London lawyer thought that he was smarter than the Glasgow copper because he was a lawyer from London after all. Besides […]
A father had three sons who he sent away to university to ensure that all three of them had a good education. Before they left home he said to all of them, “I feel that it’s my duty to provide you with the best possible education. You do not owe […]
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way that his son had turned out, so he went to see his Rabbi to consult him about the matter. “I brought him up in the faith. I gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah. It cost me a fortune to educate him. […]
A State Trooper was in court and was being questioned by the Defence Lawyer while he was on the witness stand. Defence Lawyer: When you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing? State Trooper: Yes your honor. Defence Lawyer: Did the defendant say anything when she got […]
A Jewish mother is walking down the street with her two young sons. A passer by stops her and asks her how old the two boys are. “The doctor is three”, the mother answers, “and the lawyer is two”. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.pxfuel.com/en/free-photo-ejxfe
Blonde women are often stereotyped as being dumb, but have you ever thought that not everyone fits their stereotype, and just maybe, not all blonde women can be judged equally. Here is an example of a blonde woman who was not as dumb as she was perceived to be. A […]
A California lawyer from Los Angeles went duck hunting in rural Texas while he was there for a few weeks working. He aimed his shotgun, pulled the trigger and hit a duck, but the bird fell into a farmer’s field that was on the other side of a fence. As […]
This is a great story about how a doctor stood up to a lawyer in court and the defendant got off. It was one of the most gruesome cases ever to come before the court in the small town, and if found guilty, the defendant would spend the rest of […]
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break in between procedures, and were discussing their work, in particular which types of patients were the easiest to operate on. The first surgeon said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.” The […]
An very wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him and not leave it behind to his family, friends, charities etc, so just before he died, he called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. The old […]