The old pastor lay dying. While he was lying on his deathbed, he sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived at the hospital, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the old pastor held […]
Jokes tagged as: lawyer
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A London lawyer was working on a case in Scotland, when he drove through a stop sign and got pulled over by a Glasgow traffic cop. He thought that he was smarter than the copper because he was a lawyer from London and he was also certain that he had […]
A father had three sons, and when he sent them to university he said to them, “I feel tht it’s my duty to provide you with the best possible education. You do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token of your […]
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way that his son had turned out, so he went to see his Rabbi to consult him about the matter. “I brought him up in the faith. I gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah. It cost me a fortune to educate him. […]
A State Trooper is in court and being questioned by the Defence Lawyer while on the witness stand. Defence Lawyer: When you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing? State Trooper: Yes your honor. Defence Lawyer: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her […]
Blonde women are often stereotyped as being dumb, but have you ever thought that not everyone fits their stereotype, and just maybe, not all blonde women can be judged equally. Here is an example of a blonde woman who was not as dumb as she was perceived to be. A […]
A California lawyer from Los Angeles went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him […]
This is a great story about how a doctor stood up to a lawyer in court and the defendant got off. It was one of the most gruesome cases ever to come before the court in the small town, and if found guilty, the defendant would spend the rest of […]
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break in between procedures, and were discussing their work, in particular which types of patients were the easiest to operate on. The first surgeon said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.” The […]
An very wealthy old man was on his deathbed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him, so just before he died, he called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. The old man said to them, “Here is $30,000 cash to be held by […]
