Have we got some great kitchen jokes for you. A lot of funny things happen in the kitchen, so how could we not have a category for kitchen jokes.
So ladies, here’s a question for you. Are you a real woman or a Martha Stewart kind of woman? I know this might sound like a strange kind of question, but there really are different kinds of women out there aren’t there. If you are more like Martha Stewart, everything […]
The Best Funny Kitchen Jokes
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Have we got some great kitchen jokes for you. A lot of funny things happen in the kitchen, so how could we not have a category for kitchen jokes.
So what constitutes a kitchen joke? Is it a couple having sex in the kitchen? Maybe a cooking disaster? Maybe a problem putting the groceries away? There are plenty of funny stories about happenings in the kitchen.
We hope you enjoy these kitchen jokes and please do share our posts if you do. We would love to get more people laughing around the world and by sharing our jokes you are helping raise the mood of someone somewhere.
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