A lot of funny things happen in the kitchen, so how could we not have a category for kitchen jokes.
Have you ever tried to do a hearing test at home? Well here’s one case where the hearing test didn’t quite go as planned. Harold feared his wife Martha wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. He wasn’t quite sure […]
The Best Funny Kitchen Jokes
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A lot of funny things happen in the kitchen, so how could we not have a category for kitchen jokes.
So what constitutes a kitchen joke? Is it a couple having sex in the kitchen? Maybe a cooking disaster? Maybe a problem putting the groceries away? There are plenty of funny stories about happenings in the kitchen.
We hope you enjoy these kitchen jokes and please do share our posts if you do. We would love to get more people laughing around the world and by sharing our jokes you are helping raise the mood of someone somewhere.
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Harry left home early one morning and headed to the airport for a short business trip to Chicago. He had only driven a few blocks down the road, when he realized he had left his plane ticket on top of the dresser. Pleased with himself that he had allowed plenty […]
Three men were sitting talking over a few beers and bragging about how they had given their wives new duties to perform, the man naturally being the boss of the house if you know what I mean. The first man was married to a woman from Alabama. He bragged that […]
An old Mother Superior was dying, she was close to 100 years old and had lived a long and faithful life. The nuns in the convent were all gathered around her bed, trying to make the last journey of her mortal life as comfortable as possible. They offered her some […]
A wife came home one night very late, after an evening out, where she had been drinking and dining with some of her friends. She got our of the taxi that had given her a ride home and quietly approached the house. She then opened the front door, took her […]
A woman walked into the kitchen of their house to find her husband standing there in the kitchen holding a fly swatter. He was standing motionless, perfectly still, the fly swatter held up as if ready to strike. “What on earth are you doing?” his wife asked him. “I’m hunting […]
Harry’s wife really loved singing, she just absolutely loved to sing, so she decided to join the church choir. Very often his wife would practice her singing while she was in the kitchen preparing their dinner. Whenever his wife would start singing a song in the kitchen, Harry would head […]
Have you ever stopped to wonder, what does your wife do all day? It might seem that your wife and the mother of your children spends most of the day idle, unless she has a job and is working of course. However, while it might be true in some cases, […]
Marion loved growing flowering plants, but unfortunately she had developed a reputation over the years for having plants and flowers die under her care. Even though poor Marion followed the planting and watering directions to the letter, still her plants would just wither and die. One day, she put three […]
Little Johnny was really struggling to learn arithmetic, which had his parents concerned about his education and they had tried everything to help him. They got him a maths tutor. They bought flash cards. They even enrolled him in a special learning center. They had pretty much tried everything that […]