The Best Funny Kitchen Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pxhere.com/en/photo/449034Have we got some great kitchen jokes for you. A lot of funny things happen in the kitchen, so how could we not have a category for kitchen jokes.

So what constitutes a kitchen joke? Is it a couple having sex in the kitchen? Maybe a cooking disaster? Maybe a problem putting the groceries away? There are plenty of funny stories about happenings in the kitchen.

We hope you enjoy these kitchen jokes and please do share our posts if you do. We would love to get more people laughing around the world and by sharing our jokes you are helping raise the mood of someone somewhere.


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Blonde Woman In The Kitchen Reading A Newspaper. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/blonde-woman-reading-a-newspaper-4597030/

Are You A Real Woman Or Martha Stewart?

So ladies, here’s a question for you. Are you a real woman or a Martha Stewart kind of woman? I know this might sound like a strange kind of question, […]

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You Know You Are A Bad Cook When

This is another of those hilarious funny top ten lists, You Know You Are A Bad Cook When… I wonder how many of these you can identify with or have […]

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Five Kinds Of Sex During Marriage

Did you know that there are five kinds of sex during marriage? Yes indeed, there are five kinds of sex during marriage. If you don’t believe me, I have detailed […]

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Making Love Is Like Baking A Cake

Have you ever thought that making love is like baking a cake? Yes seriously, it really is. Read the recipe below and you will see just how similar it is. […]

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An Argument During Breakfast

One morning, a husband and wife were in the kitchen having an argument during breakfast. Having had enough fighting for one day, the husband, who was a doctor, got up […]

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Hard To Diet

My Mother has been a little overweight for years but always found it really hard to diet. One day I found her in the kitchen, in the middle of an […]

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Hearing Test At Home

Have you ever tried to do a hearing test at home? Well here’s one case where the hearing test didn’t quite go as planned. Harold feared his wife Martha wasn’t […]

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Business Trip To Chicago

Harry left home early one morning and headed to the airport for a short business trip to Chicago. He had only driven a few blocks down the road, when he […]

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Wives New Duties

Three men were sitting talking over a few beers and bragging about how they had given their wives new duties to perform, the man naturally being the boss of the […]

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The Old Mother Superior

An old Mother Superior was dying, she was close to 100 years old and had lived a long and faithful life. The nuns in the convent were all gathered around […]

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Winter Power Cut

I had a winter power cut at my house this morning. It’s just what you need this time of year isn’t it! It’s cold and dark outside, you have no […]

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After An Evening Out

A wife came home one night very late, after an evening out, where she had been drinking and dining with some of her friends. She got our of the taxi […]