Are you in the mood for some kissing jokes? We have some great funny kissing jokes here for you and who doesn’t love kissing, especially if it’s with someone hot and sexy. We can’t promise you that all of our kissing jokes are about a hot and sexy partner, but we can promise you some good laughs and a few groans.
Terry bought his new work colleague home for dinner one day after a day at the office. He opened the front door and as they entered the house, his wife rushed up to him, threw her arms around him and kissed him passionately. “My goodness”, said his colleague, “do you […]
The Best Funny Kissing Jokes
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Are you in the mood for some kissing jokes? We have some great funny kissing jokes here for you and who doesn’t love kissing, especially if it’s with someone hot and sexy. We can’t promise you that all of our kissing jokes are about a hot and sexy partner, but we can promise you some good laughs and a few groans.
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A man decided that he would buy his wife some expensive lingerie for Valentines Day. So he paid a visit to a well known fashion store in the mall that always advertised the sexiest of underwear for women. While he was browsing around the store, he noticed that as the […]
A pretty young woman walked up to the fabric counter in a department store and asked the shop assistant, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard”, replied the smirking male shop assistant, oggling her with a […]
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen to his mother, he was crying and cradling his pet turtle in his hands. “Mommy, my turtle is dead”, Little Johnny told his mother as he held the turtle out to her, with tears streaming down his cheeks. His mother kissed him on the […]
A group of Americans were touring Ireland, one of the locations being Blarney Castle, the site of the famous Blarney Stone. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, she was constantly complaining. Nothing was ever right for her. You know the kind of person I mean, […]
Sometimes when you get new neighbors, you feel empowered to become brave for once in your life. This is Harry’s story after he got some new neighbors move in… One day Harry noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also very quick to […]
One day, while out on the golf course playing a round of golf with his wife, the husband said, “Honey, I have a confession to make. It’s been on my mind for a while now to be honest with you. Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant […]
My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her. When she said, “Honey, I […]
What does love mean? If you ask anyone this question, you will get different answers depending on who you ask. The question “What does love mean?” was posed to a group of children who were aged between four and eight, and the answers that the researchers got were broader and […]
A group of retired deputy sheriffs went on a week long retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room, but there was a problem because nobody wanted to share a room with Daryl who snored so badly that they knew they would have […]
A group of bikers were riding west through Peoria on I-74 in Illinois when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped their motorcycles and George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, got off his Harley, walked through a group of […]
The boss walked into his office early in the morning one day and discovered that one of his managers was in there, kissing his secretary. To make it worse, the manager literally had the secretary pressed up against a filing cabinet and it sure looked like things were about to […]