This mouse was sitting in a bar having a beer, when a beautiful young giraffe walked in and sat down at the end of the bar. The mouse looked over at her with lust in his eyes, then called the bartender over and ordered her a drink. It didn’t take […]
The Best Funny Kissing Jokes
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Are you in the mood for some kissing jokes? We have some great funny kissing jokes here for you and who doesn’t love kissing, especially if it’s with someone hot and sexy. We can’t promise you that all of our kissing jokes are about a hot and sexy partner, but we can promise you some good laughs and a few groans.
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An older Jewish gentleman and a younger Jewish lady fell very much in love and got married. However, there was a problem in their relationship, since no matter what the husband did in the bedroom, his younger wife never managed to have an orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled […]
So a little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside the ladies dressing room for his Mom to come out after trying on some new outfits she has found. While he was waiting for his Mom, the little boy got rather bored and just when his […]
So there was this virgin who lived with her grandmother and was going out on her first date with a young man. Her grandmother, knowing that her granddaughter was rather naive when it came to the ways of the world and boys in particular, wanted her to be safe and […]
A married couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party by some friends. Unfortunately, the wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. Her husband, being a really devoted husband, protested and wanted to stay at home with his wife, but she […]
Little Johnny had just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy. So, thinking to give his parents a nice surprise, he went into the bathroom, pushed up the toilet seat and balanced his little penis on the rim. Just then, the toilet seat slammed […]
Samuel and Rachel were flying over the Pacific Ocean on an airplane that was headed for Australia. They were off on a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the pilot announced, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very […]
Ah the things that young children say and the questions that they ask. You can’t help but laugh, but at the same time it makes you so proud to be a parent doesn’t it. Read on for a selection of questions that young children have asked. These are so sweet […]
This is a story about a newly married couple who returned to their house after their honeymoon. You married men out there can probably all identify with the husband in this story. I know I can. They hadn’t been home very long when the husband gave his new wife a […]
A naive blonde girl went out on a date with her boyfriend one evening. They went to see a movie, then they went to a bar and had a burger. Afterwards, he drove her to a local viewpoint, where he parked the car and started to kiss her. As things […]
If you are in the mood for a truly terrible golf joke, we have one here for you. This is a story about the man and the frog. We hope you enjoy it and yes of course, please do share our jokes pages to help someone else laugh – or […]
Have you ever wondered how to treat a woman right? I mean to Itreat a woman right, so she knows you really mean it. Sometimes it seems that no matter what us men say or do, we just get it wrong when it comes to women. If we say something, […]