Little Johnny was sitting at his desk in kindergarten, making funny faces at anyone who would watch and disrupting the class. The teacher came by, saw what he was doing and said calmly, “Johnny, you had better stop pulling funny faces like that, your face might stick that way”. Johnny […]
The Best Funny kindergarten
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I was thinking about broken bones the other day and it reminded me of an occasion when I was leading a tour of kindergarten students through our hospital. During the tour, I overheard a conversation between one little girl and an x-ray technician. “Have you ever broken a bone?” he […]
A group of former kindergarten students were struggling to become accustomed to first grade at school. The biggest hurdle they faced, was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. She would always remind them that they needed to use “big people words”. The teacher asked Susan what she had […]
Did you hear about the kindergarten teacher, who was trying to help one of her students to put on his boots? The little boy asked for help and she could see why he needed it. With her pulling and him pushing, his boots still didn’t want to go on his […]
A mother was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school, in case he was being followed, you know what it’s like these days. Her son didn’t want his mother to walk with him, in case his friends made fun of him. His mother just wanted to give him the […]
A little girl and a little boy were at kindergarten one day. The little girl approached the little boy and said, “Hey Mickey, wanna play house?” He replied, “Sure Jenny! What do you want me to do?” The little girl said, “I want you to communicate your feelings.” “Communicate my […]