Three women went down to Mexico one night to celebrate their college graduation. They all got drunk and woke up in jail, only to find to their horror that they were to be executed in the morning. The veally frustrating thing was though that none of them could remember what […]
The Best Funny Kansas Jokes
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Even though our wedding was being held in New Hampshire, I really wanted to add a touch of home from where I grew up in the state of Kansas to the wedding. My fiancee tried explaining this to a friend, saying that we were planning to have wheat rather than […]
An elderly couple were driving through Tornado Alley Kansas when a freak storm developed, almost out of nowhere. Suddenly, a tornado crossed the road right in front of them and lifted their car up in the air. They were thrown about for several seconds, before the car returned to Earth, […]
A powerful tornado hit a Kansas farmhouse just before dawn one morning. In something like a scene from The Wizard Of Oz, it tore off the roof, and picked up the beds on which the farmer and his wife slept were sleeping, lifting them high up into the sky. By […]
We know that the states in the USA all have slogans, for example California has the slogan “The Golden State”, Arizona is known as “The Grand Canyon State”, Florida is “The Sunshine State” etc. Well, this is a list of alternative state slogans that you might find amusing, and sadly […]
Although my fiancee and I had planned to get married in New Hampshire, and she wanted to add a touch of home to our wedding from the state of Kansas where she grew up . My fiancee explained this to a friend who came over for dinner, and told him […]
Beaker of The Muppets performs the Kansas classic ballad “Dust In The Wind”.