The Best Funny Kansas Jokes

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Well done, you found our collection of Kansas jokes. Kansas is one of those Midwest states that we instantly think of when someone mentions tornadoes or The Wizard of Oz, and unless you come from Kansas it’s well known for little else I guess.

But Kansas is typically Midwestern USA, and as such the topic of some excellent jokes. We hope you enjoy this collection.

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Overweight Attorney

An overweight attorney in a small town in Kansas was in court as the prosecutor on an a robbery case. As he was in court questioning a witness to the […]

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Three Women Went Down To Mexico

Three women went down to Mexico one night to celebrate their college graduation. They all got drunk and woke up in jail, only to find to their horror that they […]

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A Touch Of Home

Although my fiancee and I had planned to get married in New Hampshire, she she was really keen to add a touch of home to our wedding, from the state […]

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Freak Storm

An elderly couple were driving through Tornado Alley Kansas when a freak storm developed, almost out of nowhere. Suddenly, a tornado crossed the road right in front of them and […]

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Kansas Tornado

When you think of tornados you think of Kansas, right? Kansas and tornados just seem to go together like salt and pepper don’t they. A powerful tornado hit a Kansas […]

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Alternative USA State Slogans

We all know that the states in the USA have slogans, for example California has the slogan “The Golden State”, Arizona is known as “The Grand Canyon State”, Florida is […]