An overweight attorney in a small town in Kansas was in court as the prosecutor on an a robbery case. As he was in court questioning a witness to the armed robbery, he asked the witness, “Would you describe the person you saw committing the robbery?” The witness replied, “Well, […]
The Best Funny Kansas Jokes
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Three women went down to Mexico one night to celebrate their college graduation. They all got drunk and woke up in jail, only to find to their horror that they were to be executed in the morning. The veally frustrating thing was though that none of them could remember what […]
Although my fiancee and I had planned to get married in New Hampshire, she she was really keen to add a touch of home to our wedding, from the state of Kansas where she grew up . My fiancee explained this to a friend who came over for dinner and […]
An elderly couple were driving through Tornado Alley Kansas when a freak storm developed, almost out of nowhere. Suddenly, a tornado crossed the road right in front of them and lifted their car up in the air. They were thrown about for several seconds, before the car returned to Earth, […]
When you think of tornados you think of Kansas, right? Kansas and tornados just seem to go together like salt and pepper don’t they. A powerful tornado hit a Kansas farmhouse just before dawn one morning. In something like a scene from The Wizard Of Oz, or maybe Twister even, […]
We all know that the states in the USA have slogans, for example California has the slogan “The Golden State”, Arizona is known as “The Grand Canyon State”, Florida is “The Sunshine State” etc. Well, this is a list of alternative state slogans that you might find amusing and sadly […]
