Mike came back recently from an African safari. After his arrival, he went to visit his friend, Brendan and told him all about his adventures while he was in Africa. “One day I was out in the jungle”, he said, “when all of a sudden I heard a noise in […]
The Best Funny jungle
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A Hunter was walking through the African jungle, when he found a huge dead dinosaur, with a pygmy standing beside it. Totrally amazed, he asked the pygmy: “Did you kill that?” The pygmy said “Yes, I did” (in perfect English of course – come on this is a joke you […]
A big old lion woke up one morning in the heart of the African jungle, feeling really rowdy and mean. He felt that his position as King Of The Jungle needed to be acknowledged by the other animals. After all, it had been some time since he had last enforced […]
Six wise, blind elephants were standing by their favourite watering hole one day, discussing what humans were like. They almost always failed to agree with each other in any way whatsoever, so they decided to determine what humans were like by direct experience. So, off the elephants went, tramping through […]
Two cannibals from Papua New Guinea, a father and son, were elected by their tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle, where they hoped they would find some food, and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man, […]
For many months a team of archaeologists had been toiling deep in the Amazon jungle, clearing creepers and rampant choking undergrowth, from faint traces of a Lost City, slowly but surely uncovering one of the most exciting discoveries in recent years. Their excitement mounted, as the place’s extraordinary purpose became […]
It’s not an event that happens often, but one day a meeting of the Elephant Council was convened, and herds of elephants from all over Africa slowly made their way to the meeting at a secret location known only to the elephants. This naturally took a fair amount of time, […]