Mike came back recently from an African safari. After his arrival, he went to visit his friend, Brendan and told him all about his adventures while he was in Africa. “One day I was out in the jungle”, he said, “when all of a sudden I heard a noise in […]
A Hunter was walking through the African jungle, when he found a huge dead dinosaur, with a pygmy standing beside it. Totrally amazed, he asked the pygmy: “Did you kill that?” The pygmy said “Yes, I did” (in perfect English of course – come on this is a joke you […]
A big old lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He felt that his position as King Of The Jungle needed to be acknowledged by the other animals . So, he went out, cornered a small monkey and roared at it as loud as he could, “Who […]
Six wise, blind elephants were discussing what humans were like. They failed to agree with each other in any way, and so they decided to determine what humans were like by direct experience. So, off the elephants went, tramping through the jungle (visualise the Dawn Patrol from the Jungle Book […]
Two cannibals from Papua New Guinea, a father and son, were elected by their tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle, where they hoped they would find some food, and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man, […]
For many months the archaeologists had been toiling deep in the Amazon jungle, clearing creepers, and rampant choking undergrowth, from faint traces of a Lost City. Their excitement mounted, as the place’s extraordinary purpose became evident. Broad winding avenues of giant flagstones had deep, narrow perfectly circular holes every few […]
It’s not an event that happens often, but one day a meeting of the Elephant Council was convened, and herds of elephants from all over Africa slowly made their way to the meeting at a secret location known only to the elephants. This naturally took a fair amount of time, […]
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