Chow-Chow the giant panda was placed on trial for entering a New York City restaurant, eating dinner, pulling out a machine gun, and shooting out the windows and doors. In the courtroom, the judge looked at Chow-Chow’s lawyer and proclaimed, “Thirty eyewitnesses saw your client pay for dinner, shoot up […]
The Best Funny Judge Jokes
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We have a great collection of funny Judge Jokes for you here on The Laughline.
We have funny stories about judges in court dealing with the dumbest of criminals, whether they be thieves or drunks. We also have judge jokes about people trying to get divorced for the most bizarre reasons.
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While he was patrolling around the state park late one autumn day, a Park Ranger discovered a hunter, who was sitting in the woods, chewing away on a dead Bald Eagle which he had cooked over a camp fire. “Hey, you there!”, the Park Ranger called out. “The Bald Eagle […]
Murphy was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning of the witness with, “Where were you the night of August 24th?” “Objection!” said the defense attorney. “Irrelevant!” “Oh, that’s okay”, Murphy said, from the witness stand. “I don’t mind answering the […]