The Best Funny Judge Jokes

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We have funny stories about judges in court dealing with the dumbest of criminals, whether they be thieves or drunks. We also have judge jokes about people trying to get divorced for the most bizarre reasons.

We hope you enjoy this collection of Judge Jokes. If so, please help us by sharing them.


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Speeding Offense

Murphy was forced to take a day off from work to appear in court for a speeding offense after he got caught driving too fast by a traffic camera. He […]

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Burglary Trial

Right before Murphy was due to stand up in court on a burglary trial, the judge gave the defendant two options. “Mr. Murphy”, the judge said, “since you claim that […]

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Two Elderly Friends

Two elderly friends used to meet in the local park every day, where they would feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss the problems of the world, as you […]

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Drunk Man

A drunk man was in the court room and brought before the judge. Just before the court case was about to start, there was a loud commotion from up in […]

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School Teacher

A school teacher was given a speeding ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge if he could give priority to […]

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The Lawyer

The lawyer was in court, defending a man who had been accused of burglary. Trying a creative defense to get his client off the hook, the lawyer said to the […]

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Inadmissible Evidence

Don’t you just love those court room situations where something vital that could send a criminal to jail is dismissed as inadmissible evidence. Here is one such situation that happened […]

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Are You The Defendant In This Case?

The judge read out the charges, then asked Murphy, who was standing in the dock, “Are you the defendant in this case?” “No sir, your honor, sir”” Murphy replied. “I’ve […]

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Dublin Courthouse

It was the height of summer in the city of Dublin and everyone was enjoying a summer fair. That is to say, except at the Dublin courthouse, where it was […]

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The Divorce Court

A woman was in the divorce court and the time came for her to be called up in front of the judge. Having asked her the usual questions, name, address […]

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Assaulted By His Wife

An elderly man was in the courtroom on a case of being assaulted by his wife. He had been explaining at length to the judge and jury, the details of […]

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I Want A Divorce

“I want a divorce!” Now that’s something a judge hears quite often in court I am sure, but not always under the same circumstances. Here is one divorce court story […]