Murphy was forced to take a day off from work to appear in court for a speeding offense after he got caught driving too fast by a traffic camera. He […]
The Best Funny Judge Jokes
Right before Murphy was due to stand up in court on a burglary trial, the judge gave the defendant two options. “Mr. Murphy”, the judge said, “since you claim that […]
Two elderly friends used to meet in the local park every day, where they would feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss the problems of the world, as you […]
A drunk man was in the court room and brought before the judge. Just before the court case was about to start, there was a loud commotion from up in […]
A school teacher was given a speeding ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge if he could give priority to […]
The lawyer was in court, defending a man who had been accused of burglary. Trying a creative defense to get his client off the hook, the lawyer said to the […]
Don’t you just love those court room situations where something vital that could send a criminal to jail is dismissed as inadmissible evidence. Here is one such situation that happened […]
The judge read out the charges, then asked Murphy, who was standing in the dock, “Are you the defendant in this case?” “No sir, your honor, sir”” Murphy replied. “I’ve […]
It was the height of summer in the city of Dublin and everyone was enjoying a summer fair. That is to say, except at the Dublin courthouse, where it was […]
A woman was in the divorce court and the time came for her to be called up in front of the judge. Having asked her the usual questions, name, address […]
An elderly man was in the courtroom on a case of being assaulted by his wife. He had been explaining at length to the judge and jury, the details of […]
“I want a divorce!” Now that’s something a judge hears quite often in court I am sure, but not always under the same circumstances. Here is one divorce court story […]