Jokes tagged as:  judge

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Judge And Juror

When the court case was about to begin, the Judge asked one of the Jurors “Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?” The Juror replied, “I don’t want to be away from my job that long, your honor”. The Judge then asked him, […]

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Traffic Court

At a recent case in the traffic court, a man who had received an expensive parking ticket, testified that a uniformed policeman had told him that it was ok to park there. The Judge asked the man if he would recognize the officer if he ever saw him again, and […]

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Divorce

A man appears before a judge one day, seeking a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says to the man, “Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce”. “I want a divorce Your Honour”, the man says, “because I live in a two-story house”. The Judge […]

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Jury Of Lawyers

A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning what he thought was an exceptionally simple case, the judge ordered his bailiff to go through the courthouse and round up enough people to form a […]

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4th July In Canada

An American tourist who was visiting Canada celebrated the 4th of July by getting stone drunk. He became obnoxious and disorderly, and was hauled into court for disturbing the peace. “How do you plead?” the Judge asked. “Not guilty!” replied the accused. “How can you plead not guilty? You are […]

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Divorce

A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce and asked her, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” the judge said, “I mean what is the […]

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Marriage Problems

A man and woman are having marriage problems, and decide to end their union after what has been only a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple goes to court to finalize their break-up. The judge asks the husband, “What has brought you to […]