Jokes tagged as:  judge

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Divorce

A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce and asked her, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” the judge said, “I mean what is the […]

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Marriage Problems

A man and woman are having marriage problems, and decide to end their union after what has been only a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple goes to court to finalize their break-up. The judge asks the husband, “What has brought you to […]