This is the scene one day in an Irish courthouse, during a murder case. The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, “Sean O’Flaherty, you are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.” Suddenly, a voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, “You bastard!” The judge, […]
Jokes tagged as: judge
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An American tourist who was visiting Canada celebrated the 4th of July by getting stone drunk. He became obnoxious and disorderly, and was hauled into court for disturbing the peace. “How do you plead?” the Judge asked. “Not guilty!” replied the accused. “How can you plead not guilty? You are […]
A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce and asked her, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” the judge said, “I mean what is the […]
A man and woman are having marriage problems, and decide to end their union after what has been only a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple goes to court to finalize their break-up. The judge asks the husband, “What has brought you to […]
While patrolling around the state park late one autumn day, a Park Ranger discovered Bubba sitting in the woods, chewing away on a dead Bald Eagle. “Hey you there, the Bald Eagle is a protected species, and killing one is punishable offence”, said the Park Ranger. Bubba was swiftly arrested, […]
