We all know what job interviews are like don’t we. They can be scary, rarely fun, but often a good source for some funny stories. So here is a collection of job interview jokes, which we hope you enjoy.
A blonde walked into a police station and asked to speak to the police chief. When the police chief came out to the front desk, she told him that she wanted to be a police officer and asked how she could go about getting a job interview. The police chief […]
The Best Funny Job Interview Jokes
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We all know what job interviews are like don’t we. They can be scary, rarely fun, but often a good source for some funny stories. So here is a collection of job interview jokes, which we hope you enjoy.
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Charlie applied for a job as a signalman for the railways and was told to meet the inspector at the signal box for a job interview. The inspector gave Charlie an aptitude test, to determine whether he would be suitable for the position, having told him how being a signalman […]
Murphy had an interview for a job at a local chemical factory. The department manager asked him, “Have you worked with chemicals before?” “Yes sure”, Murphy replied. The manager then asked him, “Can you tell me what nitrate is?” Murphy replied “Well I’m hoping its going to be time and […]
Patrick was looking for a management position and went for a job interview with an executive for a position in his company. The executive wanted to learn something about Patrick’s personality, so he asked him, “If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?” […]
A successful investment counselor decided that it was time to go out on her own and so she set up her own financial counseling company. Since she was shrewd and diligent, the company quickly became very popular and business kept building up, until she realized that she needed to hire […]
Murphy, Brendan and Seamus were looking for work and they decided to apply for a job on a building site. They had a problem though, they had been told by a friend that the foreman on the building site doesn’t like the Irish. Murphy suggested to the other two that […]
A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager for a new division of the company which was in the middle of expanding. He devised a simple test, which he hoped would help him to select the most suitable person for the job. During the interviews, he […]
A man was searching through the classified ads in the local paper, looking for a job. His eyes were suddenly drawn to an advertisement for a toothbrush salesman. He figured that being a toothbrish salesman couldn’t be such a bad job, so he called the number in the advertisement. He […]
Rick was a student fresh out of high school and didn’t want to end up living off benefits like so many of his classmates, so he went for a job interview for what seemed to be a good paying job. The person from personnel who interviewed him, asked various questions […]
On the day of my big job interview I woke up late and immediately had a panic attack. Frantically I threw on a suit and then I thought “OH NO! MY TIE!“ You see, my Dad was out of town and wasn’t there to help me. For the life of […]
A young blonde woman went for a job interview for an office job. The interviewer decided to start with the basics and asked her, “Can you tell us your age, please Miss?” The young blonde woman counted carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying, “Errrr… 22!” The […]
A retired soldier applied for a position at Marshall Space Center in Huntsville, Alabama and was offered a job interview. The interviewer looked the man over and asked him, “Have you been in the military?” “Yes”, the man replied, “I served in the Army in Iraq for two years”. The […]