The Best Funny Job Interview Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/141761303@N08/24835245298We all know what job interviews are like don’t we. They can be scary, rarely fun, but often a good source for some funny stories. So here is a collection of job interview jokes, which we hope you enjoy.


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A Blonde Walked Into A Police Station

A blonde walked into a police station and asked to speak to the police chief. When the police chief came out to the front desk, she told him that she […]

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Signalman

Charlie applied for a job as a signalman for the railways and was told to meet the inspector at the signal box for a job interview. The inspector gave Charlie […]

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Chemical Factory

Murphy had an interview for a job at a local chemical factory. The department manager asked him, “Have you worked with chemicals before?” “Yes sure”, Murphy replied. The manager then […]

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Management Position

Patrick was looking for a management position and went for a job interview with an executive for a position in his company. The executive wanted to learn something about Patrick’s […]

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Investment Counselor

A successful investment counselor decided that it was time to go out on her own and so she set up her own financial counseling company. Since she was shrewd and […]

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A Job On A Building Site

Murphy, Brendan and Seamus were looking for work and they decided to apply for a job on a building site. They had a problem though, they had been told by […]

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Divisional Manager Applicants

A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager for a new division of the company which was in the middle of expanding. He devised a simple […]

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Toothbrush Salesman

A man was searching through the classified ads in the local paper, looking for a job. His eyes were suddenly drawn to an advertisement for a toothbrush salesman. He figured […]

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Job Interview

Rick was a student fresh out of high school and didn’t want to end up living off benefits like so many of his classmates, so he went for a job […]

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My Tie!

On the day of my big job interview I woke up late and immediately had a panic attack. Frantically I threw on a suit and then I thought “OH NO! […]

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Job Interview

A young blonde woman went for a job interview for an office job. The interviewer decided to start with the basics and asked her, “Can you tell us your age, […]

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Retired Soldier Job Interview

A retired soldier applied for a position at Marshall Space Center in Huntsville, Alabama and was offered a job interview. The interviewer looked the man over and asked him, “Have […]