One busy day, there are a lot of new arrivals at the gates of Heaven. A man arrives at the pearly gates, where St. Peter stops him, looks him over and asks him what religion he is. The man says, “I’m a Methodist”. St. Peter looks down his list, and […]
Jokes tagged as: jewish jokes
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An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel, when he came upon a casket that contained a mummy. Now, since this was a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least, having examining the mummy, he called the curator of the Israel Museum in Jerusalem. “I have […]
A bus on a busy street struck a Catholic man. He was lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathered. “A priest. Somebody get me a priest!” the man gasped. Long seconds dragged on but no one stepped out of the crowd. A policeman checked the crowd and […]
