It was a really busy day “upstairs” and there were a lot of new arrivals at the gates of Heaven where a crowd had developed waiting to see if they would be allowed in. Heaven being what it is, it can sometimes get fairly busy with people waiting to get […]
The Best Funny jewish jokes
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An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel, when he came upon a casket that contained a mummy. Now, since this was a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least, having examining the mummy, he called the curator of the Israel Museum in Jerusalem. “I have […]
This is a story that goes back a few years, to when the Pope met with his Cardinals in the Vatican to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel. “Your Holiness”, said one of his Cardinals, Mr. Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf […]
Four novice nuns were preparing to take their vows in the convent. They were all dressed in their white gowns and as they came into the chapel with the Mother Superior, they were all ready to undergo the ceremony to marry them to Jesus, making them “Brides of Christ”. Literally […]
This is a letter to Dr. Laura that has been circulating on the internet for a while. I haven’t seen it before and I thought you might find it rather amusing. Whether it’s true or not I don’t know, but it is very clever… In her radio show, Dr Laura […]
A bus driving down a busy street struck a Catholic man who had been standing at a bus stop, a tragic accident. He was lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathered. “A priest. Somebody get me a priest!” the man gasped. Long seconds dragged on but no […]
There was a dead man in the street. The man was immaculately dressed. He was dressed more for the Ritz than the street. But in the street he lay, dressed in a black tail suit, patent leather shoes, top hat and bow tie, and very dead. ‘How did he get […]