When you buy something nd it has a lifetime warranty, you expect it to last a lifetime, right? Sadly that doesn’t always happen, especially these days, as you will find out. A man marched angrily into a jewellery shop, walked up to where store manager was standing and slammed his […]
The Best Funny Jewellery Jokes
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A young man was caught red handed shoplifting while trying to steal a Rolex watch from an exclusive jewellery store. The shoplifter said to the jewellery store manager, “I’m really sorry. I would rather the police didn’t get involved. I know you don’t want any trouble either. How about if […]
I was hanging out in the park with a friend of mine, when we saw a woman walk past, with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend stared as she walked past us, then said to me, “Wouldn’t the chain rip out every time she […]
The manager of a small jewellery store was having a conversation with a bride to be and couldn’t help but notice that she was wearing a truly stunning engagement ring. “So”, he asked her, hoping that this might be an opportunity for an opportunistic sale, “have you looked for any […]
Two accountants are waiting in the queue in a bank, when suddenly a gang of armed robbers burst in and order everyone onto the floor. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to […]
Men, do you know how to impress a woman? Ladies, the same question to you, do you know how to impress a man? If you want a first date to go well, or to give a relationship that special spark, it’s really important to know how to impress someone of […]
One day, a woman decided that she wanted to have her portrait painted. So, she found an artist and told him that she wanted to be painted with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach and a gold Rolex watch. “But you are not wearing any of […]
