The Best Funny Jewellery Jokes

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Whether you spell it as Jewellery or the American way, Jewelry, I think everyone agrees that Jewellery Jokes are often really funny.

We have a good selection of the best Jewellery Jokes here on The Laughline and we hope that you enjoy them.

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Expensive Gold Locket

A young man went into a jewellery store and bought an expensive gold locket as a present for his girlfriend. “Would you like her name engraved upon it?” the jeweller […]

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Lifetime Warranty

When you buy something nd it has a lifetime warranty, you expect it to last a lifetime, right? Sadly that doesn’t always happen, especially these days, as you will find […]

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Shoplifting A Rolex Watch

A young man was caught red handed shoplifting while he was trying to steal a Rolex watch from an exclusive jewellery store. The shoplifter said to the jewellery store manager, […]

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Nose Ring

I was hanging out in the park with a friend of mine, when we saw a woman walk past, with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. […]

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The Bride To Be

The manager of a small jewellery store was having a conversation with a bride to be and couldn’t help but notice that she was wearing a truly stunning engagement ring. […]

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The Bank Robbery

Two accountants were waiting in the queue in a bank, when there was a bank robbery. Without warning, a gang of armed robbers burst into the bank foyer and ordered […]

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How To Impress A Woman

Here’s a question for you men, do you know how to impress a woman? The same question for you also ladies, do you know how to impress a man? If […]

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The Portrait

One day, a woman decided that she wanted to have her portrait painted. So, she found a suitable artist and told him that she wanted to be painted with diamond […]

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The Dream

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”