So one day an alien spaceship landed on earth one day. Just as happens in many stories about space aliens, they not only declare that they come in peace but naturally they also speak English. All of the presidents, prime ministers and other heads of government, plus all of the […]
The Best Funny Jesus Jokes
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I know a lot of really religious people don’t like Jesus Jokes, but we love Jesus Jokes and have a good collection of some of the best Jesus Jokes here.
Whether it’s jokes about Jesus and the Apostles back in Biblical times, or Jesus and St. Peter vetting new arivals in Heaven in modern times, there are many funny Jesus Jokes curculating online. Actually, some of them are so old that they might well date back to Biblical times.
But here at The Laughline we love Jesus Jokes and hope that if you browse through our collection that you will love them too.
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A mother was making pancakes for her two young sons, James who was five and John who was three. Well if you have ever cooked pancakes, you know how long it takes, so it wasn’t long before the boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their […]
We received so many funny Christmas pictures this year and as our existing funny Christmas pictures pages were taking a bit too long to load, we thought that like last year, we would make it easier for you to find our new funny Christmas pictures by creating this new page. […]
We found so many funny naughty Christmas pictures this year, we thought we ought to create a special post and keep them together, just in case we upset anyone with some adult themes, bad language or religious blasphemy. If any of these are likely to offend you, just click on […]
This is Grandma’s letter that I received in the mail yesterday and I still haven’t stopped laughing. You see, Gramdma is 88 years old and still drives her own car. This is what she wrote: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and […]
This story about an Explanation Of God was supposedly written by an 8 year old boy from Chula Vista in California for a third grade homework assignment, the topic being to “Explain God”. It’s amazing what children come up with and this story has some excellent points as well as […]
Father O’Donnell woke up Sunday morning to find that the weather was absolutely perfect for a round of golf and he desperately relished the thought of just being out there on the golf course. He mulled this over in his head for some time, since it was a Sunday and […]
Years ago in Ireland, there was a very anti British Catholic priest, who would let it be known in no uncertain terms exactly how he felt about the Brtish and he would tell his congregation every Sunday from the pulpit. After a while, the priest became so notorious, that the […]
The old pastor lay dying. While he was lying on his deathbed, he sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived at the hospital, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the old pastor held […]
Murphy was proud of his nail making business and decided to employ an advertising company to help promote it. He had visions of Murphy’s Nails being the best nail making company in all of Ireland. So he went to a top advertising agency to have them create a marketing strategy […]
You know you are in a country church in the South of the USA when: People wonder, when Jesus fed the five thousand, whether the two fish were bass or catfish. People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like to ask Bubba to help […]
Welcome to our collection of funny nativity scenes and other funny nativity themed Christmas pictures, cartoons and memes. Christmas is a time for lots of lovely Nativity scenes, but not here at The Laughline! Instead of the “run of the mill” happy birth of Baby Jesus in the manger pictures, […]